who can insult me best or worst as insults go?

Question

go on give it your best shot you won't offend me one stipulation though no yo mamma insults they are so boring.. number 100 or best/worst by close of question gets the ten points :D

Answer 1

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

If you shag the way you park you will never get it in.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!


Okay now I feel i have to apologise because i dont make a habit of insulting people. Hope it wasnt too bad.

Answer 2

O.K. I'm up for an insult challenge. Here goes.....

You are the very definition of insignificant, a waste of time, effort, resources and shoe leather. Your personality is a void of complete emptiness echoing in the vast nothingness of your pointless existence. There are not words to describe you as words alone could ever convey the complete insignificance of your tortured and pestilential existence. As a plague upon the face of humanity, you define the very essence of utter despair, lack of worth and total non-being. Your death would not be mourned by a single soul, your life will not benefit a single being, you are the very element of insignificance, destined to drag your agonised carcass into the unsuspecting lives of those unfortunate to encounter you and poison their lives with your diseased presence.

Every trace of you should be cleansed from this planet, sterilise you from the minds of all you have met, erased from existence and condemned to an eternity of silent, dark and empty purgatory where your only companion will be your own worthless and insignificant self.

Phew......How was that?

Answer 3

Last Update: 11/17/1997

Answer 4

You were so ugly when you were born the family had to tie a raw stake around your neck so the family dog would play with you and we had to sit you in the corner to feed you with a sling shot. Now that you have grown up we can't tell the difference after all the plastic surgery.

Answer 5

You Smell so bad that you could knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon! AND you've got kind hair,the kind on a dog's azz! I could have been your daddy but your mama didn't have change for a quarter!! You don't have a dick,just a flap to keep the dirt out of your azz!!

Answer 6

i have heard of a dumb black guy but you make whites look bad. are you proud of how you look because you may kiled the earth with that face .here is a poem for you

roses are red
violets are blue
what are you to be
the animal of the moon

oh you are not an animal sorry i did not know i thought you were an animal in the zoo

Answer 7

I'm not as stupid as i think you look.
who knitted the green caps on your teeth.
I'll smack your a.ss with your father.
last up for the best clothes again?
So,,,do you still beat your wife?
your the difference between soap and water << ?
Amoeba dick.
Are those airbags in your jeans? I thought you had a fat a,ss for a second. lol. <, (must include the laugh).
You said you were your mothers pride. But your just the family loaf. << (mothers pride is brand name--[bread]. won't suit everyone). ps. especially without butter.

Answer 8

Are you fu*king ready for this c*nt? or is your daddies *** still dribblig out after you licked your sister out? Retarded bast*rds like you should be stood up a wall and have sh*t thrown at them, If you had another brain cell you would be twice as fu*king stupid. What kind of avatar is that? does it mean you`ve swallowed more semen than the Bermuda triangle? I hope your co*k is bigger than your fu*king IQ. I see your brother is at university, pickling in a jar on a science lab shelf. Stupid fu*king question moron, get the rope, soon.*;*

Answer 9

hi

Answer 10

Your grammatical skills are reminiscent of a distracted grade school student, betraying either a limited mental capacity or a lazy and inconsiderate approach to communication.