2006-08-15 05:22:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two parrots sat on a perch one say's to the other can you smell fish ?
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2006-08-15 05:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first 'knock-knock' joke I ever heard, in about 1960!!!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle!
2006-08-15 05:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the definition of a snail?
A: A bogey with a helmet on
2006-08-15 05:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Not called Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the pencil say to the math book? ive got lots of problems
2006-08-15 05:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never got the hang of those thermos things....my dad always told me they keep hot things hot and cold things cold....but they never seem to work for me.
when i go to work take two cups of tea and a chock -ice
2006-08-15 09:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by s_lee1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww u givin birth to a pig
2006-08-15 05:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by *B@d BiiaTcH* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Where does Noddy keep his little army?
Answer:
Up his little sleevie!
2006-08-15 05:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by True Blue Brit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's black and white and eats like a horse?
a zebra
2006-08-15 09:24:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
My pop's bigger than your pop!
2006-08-15 05:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock!
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
orange.
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say banana?
2006-08-15 05:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋