2006-08-15 03:37:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-16 21:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Bush, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
2006-08-15 11:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by rsclflat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two men who said that they had the biggest d*cks in the world, so they decided to see whose was bigger. But they didn't want to take them out just anywhere, so they decided to go and find a place to see. So as they were crossing over the Golden Gate Bridge, one man looked down and, "Hey, that water make me wanna take a piss," The other man replied,"Me too." So the first guy whipped his d*ck out, took a piss and the other guy whipped his d*ck out, took a piss. The first guy then says, "D*mn man this water sure is cold," and the other guy said,"Yeah and its deep too."
2006-08-15 10:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, when you die and go to heaven...which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, I think it's your hands. Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy? Suzy replied, because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.
What a wonderful answer the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, I think it is your legs. Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs? Little Johnny said, well, I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, Oh God, I'm coming. If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.
2006-08-15 05:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q-What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
A- It may take me a while to get hard, I just got laid last night..
2006-08-15 05:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points!! XD
2006-08-15 05:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by *B@d BiiaTcH* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋