I'll give you 10 points if you're the first to get the answer right.
2006-08-15 04:08:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts..
2006-08-15 04:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-16 11:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The skeleton chicken crossed the road to get some trick or treat candy.
2006-08-15 11:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean why didnt the chicken skeleton cross the road
cause he didnt have enough guts?
2006-08-15 11:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jack Kerouac 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Coz .....there was it's skin and flesh on the other side of de road
2006-08-15 12:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by mysteriouskindness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was stuck to the tire of my Jeep.
2006-08-15 11:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the barn on the other side
2006-08-15 11:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cauz he wanted 2
2006-08-15 11:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get to the other side?
2006-08-15 11:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by Garf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because he left his skin and feathers on the other side.
2006-08-15 12:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by AAhh Elza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋