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2006-08-15 02:48:37 · 24 answers · asked by angel5645 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
2006-08-15 03:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He was safety pinned to the chicken!
Alternate answers to the riddle:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was a vendetta. The road crossed her first.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To keep her pants up. Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Purple. (It was an expressionist chicken).
2006-08-15 10:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by jsblakemore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you live in the Uk you'd know that there was probably roadworks on the side that the chickens were originally on. So, pneumatic drill, or cross a road? Hmm, I know what I'd choose.
2006-08-15 09:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by Die Cocksucker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cause they are some hot roosters waiting on them with some corn, feed, seed and some wine and cheese complete with motion lotion and candles, that mydear is why chicken cross the road.
2006-08-15 09:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by bill's1nonlygal 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shouldn't it be why DID the chicken cross the road! and she crossed the road because there was mathew macgau......whatever was on the other side!!!
2006-08-15 10:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Fishlova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BeCause The Colonel Ran out Of Fried Chicken and was chasing him to get killl him to get more
2006-08-15 09:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by Zan k 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cos the highway agency built the road right through a farm
2006-08-15 09:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the chicken on the other side!
2006-08-15 09:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by abu_el_zooz2009 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It got lucky. Chickens are the dumbest barnyard animal there is. They don't even know they are chickens.
2006-08-15 10:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by up.tobat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dnt ask me cause im not a chicken.. ha ha
2006-08-15 11:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋