I want to find out what it was like when God was just a young gun. I would like to hear more about his early days before creation, when he was just a minor diety hanging around Olympus with Apollo and Darth Vader.
Does anyone know where I might find a copy?
2006-08-15 04:34:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In the beginning was the Word.
Before the Word, there were several buggy Beta versions rush-released so that Microsoft could make their hllariously optimistic 'estimated shipping date', and which would crash without fail when you tried to save an important document.
Word.
2006-08-15 07:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Every religion on earth claims divine existence without beginning or end for their deity. Those that claim growth for gods are obviously man-made. For one, this question points out the God is indeed real: no proof of whether he has never existed, and plenty for whether he is.
As for mount Olympus...get real...would a God, with the whole of the universe to his call, go rest on some measly mountain? it also brings to light another part: if God was once young...that means there are 3 more questions: who brought him into being? How was it like without him? The possibility of the future without a God, as in God becoming old and dying?
absurdity is always the loudest...
2006-08-15 04:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by Brien Z 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There is not such thing as a young God. He is the alpha and omega meaning begginning and end. He had no start, he has no end. He is eternal. Olympus is a made up Greek god. Darth Vader is pure fiction as well.
Are you on drugs?
2006-08-15 04:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by misterdeedub 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There's definately a copy out there somewhere my friend. It was a review of it on Richard and Judy. I think the dark angel has one on top of his wardrobe. So your best bet would be to bribe him with coal.
i'll keep up with your progress on sky news. Good luck!
2006-08-15 04:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've asked a great question. In fact, your question has been pondered by great minds throughout history. While I don't know the answer, I will watch your answers to see if someone can illuminate us. Peace.
2006-08-15 04:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dum (b) as an oyster you are, wanting people to become enraged over Belief.
We puny humans can only hope for the next life to be glorious.
I don't have to prove God, He will.
2006-08-15 07:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um, i read a book about gods views before the earth and such. i think it was called 100 of gods secrets or something like that. it was basically a diary for god, and it has satan, budha, and other gods, etc. it even has a really creative way about how jesus was born. i'll try to find out the real title for you.
2006-08-15 04:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by darknightangel15 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is The Old Testament and The New Testament.
2006-08-15 04:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by prmb1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda dumb, there is no prequel. THough you might want to check out star wars...
lol
2006-08-15 04:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by famouslstwords 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can't really fit much in before "in the beginning," can you?
2006-08-15 04:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by flyersbiblepreacher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋