(funniest answer gets the points)
2006-08-15 06:08:20 · 13 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My d*ck's been hurting bad.” Charley says, “If your d*ck's been hurting, why did you go to the dentist?” Paul answers, “Because I had a tooth stuck in it.”
2006-08-15 07:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Angel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
2006-08-15 13:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by lonelyspirit 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lonely Spirit: Better hope the army doesn't issue Herman James a condom...
2006-08-15 13:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tooth-hurty ha ha ha (2:30) but you could go at 1:30 or 3:30 too.
2006-08-15 13:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by steponme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the beer wears off
(in case you didn't know they give you Novocaine to numb the area they are going to work on)
2006-08-15 13:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you know you are going to meet ur ex-girlfriend!
2006-08-15 13:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you have a cavity that needs filling!
2006-08-15 22:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when ur teeth fall out
2006-08-15 13:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you have a dent in your teeth.
2006-08-15 13:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When he's open of course.
When you can afford it.
2006-08-15 18:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋