2006-08-15 07:04:28 · 20 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, Steven Wright tells this joke in his routine, pointing that out to the asker does not earn you best answer- play along!
The seek help answers are old- get a sense of humor!
no-lo you spend waaay too much time at the office
rose bud- good answer but the pictures are duplicates too!
yanshan- if I install a video cam- they will take the original with them and the duplicate won't show them replacing everything- they will replace the cam last
Chili- yes. everything
2006-08-16 04:44:13 · update #1
Replace everything with a triplicate
2006-08-15 07:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by Bansch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think, unless the original had some distinguishing marks like initials on the bottom or somethinglike that, you're out of luck.
But for the future, take poloroids or video of all the important/valuable things in your house. And if possible mark each valuable piece with a minor distinguishing characteristic that only you'd know to look for. Don't use initials, they're too obvious. But make sure your pics or video shows that distinguishing mark.
2006-08-15 14:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Nolan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Come up with your own jokes and apoligize to Steven Wright immediately
2006-08-15 15:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by MP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seek professional help
2006-08-15 14:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by B C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should immediately give Steven Wright credit for that joke you just stole!
2006-08-15 14:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by Monkey Queen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does this include your wife, kids & dog? Put a detactor strip on everything. Report this to the CIA, FBI...whatever...
2006-08-15 22:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
install a video cam next time. you need proof
2006-08-15 14:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by yanshan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure that they didn't replace you with an exact duplicate too?
2006-08-15 14:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should make an appointment with psychiatrist.
This is called paranoia.
2006-08-15 14:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seek medical attention - you are having delusions and paranoia.
2006-08-15 14:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋