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A bug eyed man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a Gecko. The man doesn't even notice the gecko sitting next to him and sets his coat on top of him. The gecko gets pissed and yells out "HEY watch it ******!" Then the bug eyed man apologizes saying "oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Then the gecko.. pissed off yells "You didn't see me? With those eyes..."

(finish this joke, 10 points to the funniest response)
(then I'll tell you mine)

2006-08-15 06:51:05 · 7 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

...those ugly eyes! but the good news is I just saved a whole bunch of money by switching to Geico car insurance!

2006-08-15 11:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Switch to geico it can save you up to 15% on car insurance. =)

2006-08-15 14:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by BeautifulSin64 4 · 1 0

Switch to Geico?

2006-08-15 13:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 3 0

im shocked you didnt see 1 million of me! so fck off? lol im unimaginative.

2006-08-15 14:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

look at a ladies boobs at the same time?


lol a little inapporpiate but i coudlt think of anything else. :D

2006-08-15 13:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by Andi 4 · 1 1

....you should be able to see when you don't save a bunch of money on your car insurence then!!!! :)

2006-08-15 14:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey Tink(er Bell) 2 · 0 1

wtfs a gecko!!?? i stil wanna hear ure answer though! lol

2006-08-15 14:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 0 2

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