Shoot him with a purple elephant gun. And how do you kill a white elephant? You choke him until he turns purple - then you shoot him with a purple elephant gun.
2006-08-15
06:23:13
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theophilus
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uh - to steponme - okay, if you wish. But this category is jokes and riddles. I told a joke, but I would guess you are lacking a sense of humor chip?
2006-08-15
08:41:11 ·
update #1
First you have to capture them. So you use your binoculars and a pair of tweezers and a glass jar. Look through the bino's backwards, see the miniature elephant, pick it up with the tweezers, put it in the jar and put the lid on. Then you can use the purple elephant gun at your convenience.
So, what color does a Smurf turn when you choke them? And, if you tickle a cow and make it laugh, will milk come out it's nose?
2006-08-15 06:38:17
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answered by Fuggetaboutit_1 5
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to kill a purple elephant, you need to wake yourself up. You are obviously dreaming, because purple elephants aren't real. Sorry for the inconvience, but in my professional opinion you need help. You should probably go to the zoo and look at the elephants. What color are they? Green. Everyone knows elephants are green , not purple.
2015-05-05 08:31:12
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answered by Blues 1
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Shoot him with a purple elephant gun. And how do you kill a white elephant? You choke him until he turns purple - then you shoot him with a purple elephant gun.
THANX for the answer, I would have gotten it somehow
2006-08-15 06:36:20
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answered by Grown Man 5
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How to put elephant in a small car in 3 moves?
Open the door of car, put elephant in, close the door.
2006-08-15 08:02:21
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answered by Tatyana K 3
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Can i borrow your purple elephant gun & kill a certain purple dinosaur? Does your gun works on stupid dinosaurs?
2006-08-15 15:24:54
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answered by chilli 4
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Whoa.... Purple elephant gun?
I wouldn't kill a purple elephant! I would capture it and then sell on eBay!
2006-08-15 06:40:11
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answered by Lucky♣Girl 4
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um, a purple elephant?? i'd capture it and sell it on e bay, too. Ok, i'd capture it, and btw, have you been to your AA meeting yet today?? lol
2006-08-15 07:38:07
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answered by Dragonflygirl 7
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dumbo first of alll there are no purple elephent in this world
2006-08-15 08:34:51
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answered by Riya 4
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Can I use that on purple dinosaurs named Barney?
2006-08-15 15:29:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I think they need to go to something a little more serious than AA, I don't think they have an alcohol problem.....lol
2006-08-15 07:48:44
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answered by QOM 2
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