As she skips her way through the village, Little Red Riding Hood runs into the blacksmith. “Well hello there Little Red Riding Hood! Where are you headed today?”
“I’m going to Grandma’s house to give her some goodies.”
“Oh, NO! Little Red Riding Hood, do you who lives in that forest? The Big Bad Wolf! And if he sees you, you know what he’ll do? Why he’ll hike your skirt, pull down your panties and #*@% the little red socks off of you!”
“ Mr. Blacksmith, I’m a big girl now and I can take care of my self.” With that she reaches into basket, and pulls out a .45 .
“ Well you be safe girl.” And off into the woods she goes.
Deep in the woods she hears a voice from high up in the trees.
“ Little Red Riding Hood, What are you doing in the forest?”
“ Hi Mr. Lumberjack! I’m just taking Grandma some goodies.”
“ But Little Red Riding Hood, Do you know who lives in this forest? The Big Bad Wolf lives here and he finds you well, he’ll hike your skirt, pull down your panties and #*@% the little red socks off of you!”
“ Don’t worry about me Mr. Lumberjack, I got a surprise for that wolf.” She reaches into the basket grabs her .45 and shows it to the lumberjack.
“ He ain’t gonna mess with me today!”
“ Well, you tell Granny ‘Hi’ for me and be safe out there little girl.”
Deeper into the woods she goes. When outta the darkness she hears…
“ Hehehe…well if it ain’t Little Red Riding Hood! Do you know who I am? I’m the Big Bad Wolf. And do you know what I’m gonna do to you? I’m gonna hike your skirt, pull down your panties and #*@% the little red socks off of you!”
With that said, Little Red Riding Hood grabbed the wolf around the neck, shoved his face to her bosom, pulled out the .45, held it to his temple and whispered in his ear…
“ I don’t think so Mr. Big & Bad, your gonna eat me…just like the story says.
2006-08-15 06:27:45 · 9 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO! Hey Sweety I needed a morning laugh & I got it right here! I'm ok Hun, just doing other crap! Thanks for this!
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2006-08-16 01:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Biology professor is discussing the extreme glucose contents present day in semen. A blonde lady stands up and says professor glucose is sugar proper? So how come semen doesn't style sweet? the entire type busts out guffawing and the lady's face turns actual pink as she merely realized what she requested. She grabs all her books and as she is headed out the door the professor says its because the style buds for sugar are on the end of your tongue no longer the back of your throat.
2016-11-25 19:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is supose to be big red riding hood she is hot and tough bad.i like how she kicks but
2006-08-15 06:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
read the story your self
2006-08-15 08:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so much funnier when a girl tells this joke
2006-08-15 06:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was soooo funny! you should be on t.v.
2006-08-15 11:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's pretty funny
2006-08-15 06:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-15 13:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-15 06:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋