2006-08-15 07:25:59 · 32 answers · asked by sparky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you have a girlfriend or some friends that are girls show this to her. http://www.madblast.com/index.cfm?action...
2006-08-15 07:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by BeautifulSin64 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GREAT PRACTICAL JOKE !!!!!
Take a large paper clip and straighten it out. Then form it into this shape ]
take a rubber band and cut it to make one long string
tie one end of the rubber band to one end of the paper clip
thread a button with the rubber band and position it so it is in the middle of the paper clip (the button should be med. to large and thin)
pull the rubber band so there is no slack and position the button in the middle- tie the other end of the rubber band to the other end of the paper clip
get a white envelope and write rattle snake rattle on it
now spin the button around and around until the rubber band winds up
carefully place the paper clip and all in the envelope so as not to let the button spin
don't seal the envelope and ask someone if they'd like to see a rattle snake rattle
hand them the envelope and when they start to open it (if you did this right) the button will spin around, hitting the sides of the envelope which sounds like a rattle snake rattle
depending on the size of the button you may have to give the paper clip more of a bow shape
Have fun and a great day to you!!!
If you need further clarification- contact me.
2006-08-15 07:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a meeting 4 all the Presidents of all nations in e US & so this other president went there with his vice. They sat down and started eating and there were loads and loads of gold spoons and forks, so both e president and his vice wanted some for themselves but the vice was so dumb and stupid. He started loading as many utensils in his pockets as he could.
The president then spotted him and since he also wanted some for himself, he stood up and made an announcement, "Excuse me, l would really love to entertain u with some of my magic tricks". So he put as many forks and spoons in his pockets and said look, when l count up to 3 all the forks and spoons will be in my vice's pockets.
So the vice had to put the all the utensils back and the president got away with it.
l don't know if it's great!
2006-08-15 13:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by chicho 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only ones that I can play here at my work. My favorite:
If someone walks away and leaves their computer unlocked, I will take a snapshot of thier desktop and then make that their wallpaper. Then I will lock their computer and move the GUI off to the side of the screen. It then looks like their computer is still open. They will start typing or moving mouse and nothing will happen. The cursor will move but when the click the will get a "bing". They try to type, they get a "bing".
2006-08-15 07:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
the rest were quite lame, here goes the 1 we pulled on a m8 last friday night.......
invite all ur friends over, every1 drinking, wait till 1 passes out on the sofa drunk ( 1 always does ) have a dairy milk or some chocolate bar to hand, roll them over onto thier stomach, unwrap the chocolate bar and stick it down the back of thier trousers ( inside the underwear ) roll them back over and just let them sleep for bout 3 hours, then wake them and say " whats that smell? "
2006-08-15 21:25:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
dropping dry ice in beer then stand back as the glass foams up and empties all over the place.
be careful with it and do not touch with bare skin.
use other pieces in the gents blace in tray and it fogs up when wet great reaction from drunks save for later on in night
2006-08-15 07:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by raz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but this might make you laugh. this lady went into a car showroom to look at the new cars , she opened the door of one and bent over to feel the nice leather upholstery and passed wind , she looked round to see if any one had heard her only to find a salesman standing there with a smile on his face, she still kept a straight face and pretended all was well ,she then asked the salesman how much was the car, still smiling he said well quite frankly madam, if you farted touching the upholstery, you will **** yourself when you hear the price... hope i didnt offend you with that
2006-08-15 07:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah... this is one I did to my ex-boyfriend. I was so mad at him, so I would put him on EVERY mailing list I could find and I changed his first name to "Dick" (his real name is Jon), so I bet he's STILL getting mail addressed to himself as Dick {last name left out for privacy} Ha ha ha!!
The other one I love to do is on kitchen sinks that have those extendable sprayers. I put a rubber band around the thing you push so when someone turns on the faucet they get squirted! YAY!
2006-08-15 07:29:54 · answer #8 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
give some info on who you want to do it to, if you live with that person, etc. it will make it easier to answer.
my favorite practical joke is to somehow get into the person's house and either dress their pets in their own clothes or rearrange their furniture.
2006-08-15 07:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by loves2fly84095 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if anyone is really scared of creepy crawlies by a load from a pet shop, and stick them in your victims bedroom to run around in, n creep up on them at night but make sure u get loads
2006-08-15 08:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by valerie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I pulled this one on my boss once...hummm....just once !
I popped off letters on his keyboard, like moved the "z and x" over to the "n and m " slot then did all the end letters to opposite side. They pop off easy and can be re-placed in correct order without harming the keyboard. We got a laugh when he sent out the morning email memos to us all and it made no sense.
2006-08-15 07:34:17 · answer #11 · answered by shark38dd 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋