Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

1. How do you put an elephant in the refriderator?

2. How do you put an giraffe in the refriferator?

3. All the animals are having a meeting everyone attends except witch animal?

4. There is a river that is inhabited by crocodiles, you have no boat, how do you cross it?

2006-07-17 15:27:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

what happens when and elephant bumps into rhino?

stupid joke,,,i dont know if it is old...but i will give ten points to the person who gets it right first... (or is that against the rules?)

2006-07-17 15:07:56 · 17 answers · asked by l m 4

Kids won't eat broccoli. =0)~

2006-07-17 15:02:24 · 11 answers · asked by bankster 3

2006-07-17 14:50:54 · 18 answers · asked by Nicholas Z 1

An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

2006-07-17 14:27:39 · 29 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

THANX

2006-07-17 14:17:05 · 12 answers · asked by gwanstagirl 1

2006-07-17 14:15:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

in pounds please

2006-07-17 14:01:27 · 10 answers · asked by nothing 3

2006-07-17 13:42:04 · 12 answers · asked by danie_1024 2

Mine are "Fat people are harder to kidnap" and "Join the army, u get to meet new and interesting people, then kill them".

2006-07-17 13:40:38 · 33 answers · asked by bobatemydog 4

2006-07-17 13:24:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

The funniest gets all the points

2006-07-17 13:10:07 · 20 answers · asked by Mike 2

2006-07-17 12:43:54 · 22 answers · asked by Arnold 4

Snow white's sherry !!!
HA,HA,

2006-07-17 12:42:52 · 27 answers · asked by curious rudy 2

I really need a good laugh! All i've been doing is mopping around.

2006-07-17 12:42:46 · 12 answers · asked by Kelly E 1

Is it okay to sleep on a full stomach?

I perfer sleeping on a bed.

ha ha ha, did it make you laugh, or was it dumb?

2006-07-17 12:36:42 · 23 answers · asked by steponme 2

If a doctor prescribes you to take three pills, one every half hour. How long will it take to finish all the pills?

10 points to the first correct answer!

You lucky dogs!

2006-07-17 12:36:05 · 17 answers · asked by prc85040 3

What walks on four legs in the morning
Two legs in the afternoon
Three legs in the evening

2006-07-17 12:12:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

god nose

2006-07-17 12:12:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-17 11:53:41 · 13 answers · asked by Arnold 4

2006-07-17 11:41:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

please dont let a beautiful women get a bad rep

2006-07-17 11:38:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

ppl pick on me and also think i am crazy why make jokes about a blonde??

2006-07-17 11:36:58 · 14 answers · asked by Cherry 2

Google, the search engine, has this feature called "Feeling Lucky". So when you type in your search and press the "Feeling Lucky" button, it automatically takes you to the site the engine thinks is the best match ie... If you type in "Pentagon", and hit the "I'm feeling Lucky" key, it will take you to the US department of defense home site.

Now heres where the fun starts.

Type in the word "Failure" and click "I'm feeling Lucky.
Let me know what you think.

2006-07-17 11:32:26 · 10 answers · asked by billgutsky 3

2006-07-17 11:26:31 · 16 answers · asked by Sophie 1

2006-07-17 11:16:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

In our organization, the names of some of our top employees are:

Ben Dover, Dick Hertz, Eileen Dover and Mike Hunt

In order to keep things in order- can you give me some more names of new people I could consider hiring?

Please don't be rude or vulgar.

☻☺☻☺☻

2006-07-17 11:10:15 · 12 answers · asked by ••Mott•• 6

What joke stands out in your mind the most that was so funny, it made you shoot something out of your nose? C'mon, tell me...:)

2006-07-17 10:56:50 · 9 answers · asked by prinsaysovdarkness 2

2006-07-17 10:51:28 · 29 answers · asked by Midnight Dynamo 3

Subject: Never Lie


You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...


Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of

the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:


Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from The house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother !That read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom


"Lesson of the Day"... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

2006-07-17 10:51:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous