Mine are "Fat people are harder to kidnap" and "Join the army, u get to meet new and interesting people, then kill them".
2006-07-17 13:40:38 · 33 answers · asked by bobatemydog 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I have the perfect body, it's in the trunk."
& "I found Jesus, he was behind the couch the whole time."
2006-07-17 13:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This has to be the fourth time I've told this here....
The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was one I modified. One day, in a parking lot, I noticed a bumper sticker that said:
PMS = PUNISH MEN SEVERELY!
I took out my pocketknife and modified it while nobody was looking by removing the second 'N' so that it read:
PMS = PUNISH ME SEVERELY!
I only hope she was at some big feminist rally before anybody noticed.
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The funniest unmodified bumper sticker I've seen was the one on a car with California plates that said:
HONK IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TO ELIZABETH TAYLOR!
2006-07-17 14:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen a few funny ones but one that really made me laugh, a carful of teenage boys pass by in a dark pink car- the bumper sticker, (in very pink letters ), said "it's not pink, it's sunset red"
2006-07-17 13:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suffer from CRS; Can't remember sh**.
Be nice to your kids; they'll pick your nursing home.
Help save the ecology: plant a Bush back in Texas.
Warning! Driver could disappear at any moment.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals,then why are they made of meat?
Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Don't steal: the government hates competition!
2006-07-18 06:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Nightingale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normal people worry me
Dont' get too close, I'll flip a booger on your windshield
Honk if parts fall off
If you can read this, the ***** fell off
Don't drive and park. drinking causes accidents, and accidents while parked cause people.
I got this car for my husband, it was a good trade.
If you don't like the way I'm driving stay off the sidewalk.
2006-07-17 13:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny but my favorite is
To Err is Human
To Forgive Divine
Neither is Marine Corps Policy!!
2006-07-17 17:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?
I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all the time.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
2006-07-17 13:44:17 · answer #7 · answered by Shaana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P.E.T.A.
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
2006-07-17 15:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by D.H. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is the ever popular "My kid beat the sh!t out of your honor student" (in retaliation to those "My child is an honor student @ XYZ School" stickers).
2006-07-17 13:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1982 University of South Carolina football season, "Bet you can't lick our cocks." The team is the Gamecocks.
2006-07-17 13:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Promote abstinence. Get married.
2006-07-17 13:43:24 · answer #11 · answered by ashcatash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋