2006-07-17 12:43:54 · 22 answers · asked by Arnold 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This morning i had a nice fart in the car and it smell like a salad thats been in the sun all day it was awesome
2006-07-17 12:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm fixing to. Wait.......
Vibrated the seat, 8 seconds in length, and smells like cooked cabbage
2006-07-17 19:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by pamela_d_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O man this is the best one for sure . The wife walking in front of the fridge was doin these long farts, I was hysterical. You had to see it I guess.
2006-07-17 19:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me tell you a woman can fart longer and louder than most men but the only one that gets to hear it is her and the pets cause after being around people all day and having to hold it when she is alone she lets them rrrrrrriiiiiippppppp
2006-07-17 20:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by wowwhosthatchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a SNARF, right?
That is a guy that goes around smelling bicycle seats on hot summer days.
2006-07-17 21:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one just farted in the cinema today.... hahaha
lenght - 30 sec 30 nanoseconds.... haha
sound - boooo braaaataktak
smell - like popcorn haha
2006-07-17 22:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since you asked... my fiance claims I ripped a few in my sleep last night.
2006-07-17 19:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by mogwai_b4_midnite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH IT WAS A RIPPER...NOT TOO LONG BUT IT VIBRATED AGAINST THE LEATHER SEAT...I WAS BUMMED THAT THERE WASN'T MUCH SMELL TO BRAG ABOUT.
2006-07-17 19:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by PhantomLover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too personal. Can't tell just anyone. They might want to have a sniff!!
2006-07-17 19:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it smell unflesant odor
2006-07-17 20:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by nica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋