Is it okay to sleep on a full stomach?
I perfer sleeping on a bed.
ha ha ha, did it make you laugh, or was it dumb?
2006-07-17 12:36:42 · 23 answers · asked by steponme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if it really is that dumb, i won't tell it.
2006-07-17 12:47:50 · update #1
dear, that was a nice one but it didnt make me laugh though ..........it wasn't dumb but it was kinda weird.....so i suggest u....... not to tell that joke to anyone.....o_o.........sorry if i m being rude ^__^
2006-07-17 12:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by *Neha.* 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It is an old one, but It is still ok..
Don't give up. I sure that your joke will get better as you continue to post them here.
Here is a couple of clean ones for you.
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMPUTING
1. WHENEVER COMPUTING, WHATEVER HAPPENS, BEHAVE AS IF YOU MEANT IT TO HAPPEN.
2. WHEN YOU GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR COMPUTER, IT IS PROBABLY OBSOLETE.
3. THE FIRST PLACE TO LOOK FOR INFORMATION IS IN THE SECTION OF THE MANUAL WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT TO FIND IT.
4. WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, UPGRADE.
5. FOR EVERY ACTION, THERE IS A EQUAL AND OPPOSITE MALFUNCTION.
6. TO ERR IS HUMAN...TO BLAME YOUR COMPUTER FOR YOUR MISTAKES IS EVEN MORE HUMAN, IT IS DOWNRIGHT NATURAL.
7. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, PROBABLY MADE A BACK-UP.
8. IF AT FIRST YOU DO NOT SUCCEED, BLAME YOUR COMPUTER.
9. A COMPLEX SYSTEM THAT DOES NOT WORK, IS INVARIABLY FOUND TO HAVE EVOLVED FROM A SIMPLE SYSTEM THAT WORKED JUST FINE.
10. THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF COMPUTER PROBLEMS IS COMPUTER SOLUTIONS.
11. A COMPUTER PROGRAM WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU TELL IT TO DO, BUT RARELY WHAT YOU WANT IT TO DO.
Where Is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
The Village Idiot
There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. "God will save me!"
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.
"No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
Blonde And The Electric Bathtub
A blonde bought a new bath tub.
The very next day she went back into the shop and complained:
"I run the water but it doesn't stay in the bath"
Shopkeeper: "Did you the plug in it?
Blonde: "I didn't know i was electrical"
2006-07-17 21:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely dumb!
2006-07-17 20:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I think a 5 year old would moan at that attempt of a joke.
2006-07-17 19:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by prc85040 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb
2006-07-17 20:21:08 · answer #5 · answered by sarashapiro05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb
2006-07-17 19:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people might take it the wrong way. But don't give up! Keep trying! You'll get the hang of it.
2006-07-17 21:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh funnyyy
check this one:
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!
2006-07-18 05:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb dumb dumb or maybe I just didn't get it.
2006-07-17 20:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...it wasn't exactly dumb...but it didn't make me laugh either (dumb is a harsh word lolz)
2006-07-17 19:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by nDn tigress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not dumb just not that funny
2006-07-17 20:39:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋