Have you ever lied to your Mother? (This is a Joke)?

Question

Subject: Never Lie


You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...


Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of

the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:


Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from The house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother !That read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom


"Lesson of the Day"... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

Answer 1

LOL. Great joke!

Answer 2

Funny! Made me laugh

Answer 3

LOL I remember this question here too but it's so funny his mother is too sneaky

Answer 4

iv heard dat 1 b4 on here but im still skittin lafin!! lol

Answer 5

lol funny joke

Answer 6

LOL
nice one

Answer 7

great n funny...