Answer these riddles--see if you can get them all right.?

Question

1. How do you put an elephant in the refriderator?

2. How do you put an giraffe in the refriferator?

3. All the animals are having a meeting everyone attends except witch animal?

4. There is a river that is inhabited by crocodiles, you have no boat, how do you cross it?

Answer 1

1. Buy a refrigerator, open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

2. Open the door to the refrigerator, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

3. Giraffe because he is in the refrigerator.

4. Jump in and swim, the crocodiles are in the meeting.

Answer 2

1) Open the door, put him in, close the door.

2) Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.

3) The giraffe doesn't come. He's in the refrigerator, remember?

4) Just swim across. The alligators are all at the meeting.

Answer 3

1. Buy huge refrigerator, lure elephant in under promise of meal, close door.

2. Remove elephant, replace by giraffe.

3. The party animal; it doen't like meetings, is busy celebratin'

4. A bridge might do the trick.