Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

2006-06-15 14:11:17 · 19 answers · asked by Marissa A 1

a riddle found but no answer!

2006-06-15 14:10:21 · 8 answers · asked by Cait 1

A man lives in an apartment on the 25th floor every day when he gets back from work he goes up to the 15th floor, gets off and runs up the rest of the way, why?

2006-06-15 13:47:55 · 21 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7

2006-06-15 13:45:34 · 14 answers · asked by Laura K 1

embarrassing moment, joke, story, whatever. please share.

2006-06-15 13:16:34 · 12 answers · asked by Bee 4

2006-06-15 13:11:10 · 29 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-15 12:55:52 · 29 answers · asked by NikGeo 2

Two flies 'grazing' on a dogs turd. One says to the other .... "Hello mate, haven't seen you around in a while" ...... to which the other replies ..... " Yeh, I know ,,,, I've been on the sick!"

2006-06-15 12:40:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A; Ben Rothlesberger

2006-06-15 12:24:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two flies 'grazing' on a dog's turd. One of the flies passes wind and the other says " Oi" ,,,, "Do you mind, can't you see I'm eating!"

2006-06-15 12:17:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I tried a rabbit. It ended up being very, "Of Mice and Men". I think he loved it to much. Would I have better success with a Guinea Pig given they are not as soft or cute as rabbits.

2006-06-15 12:08:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 12:03:22 · 8 answers · asked by Bee 4

"I'll bring the pipe, You bring the ______."




here's a hint... the word is 6 letters long

2006-06-15 12:00:19 · 21 answers · asked by *(¯`•._.•Jessica•._.•´¯)* 3

2006-06-15 11:58:31 · 15 answers · asked by biggesteazyfan 1

What are some funny ways to answer the phone when a pranks telemarketer calls?

I've already read some like...This is WNPR, you're on the air....

2006-06-15 11:46:03 · 10 answers · asked by mbtafan 3

It's the fact that it isn't Victoria; it's Victor. She is a HE.

I think, unless someone else has something better!!

2006-06-15 11:45:13 · 9 answers · asked by Quitty 1

nothing perverted. please

2006-06-15 11:37:27 · 7 answers · asked by Bee 4

2006-06-15 11:18:20 · 21 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

Name the creature and fill in the blank.

2006-06-15 11:16:24 · 5 answers · asked by bold4bs 4

2006-06-15 11:10:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 10:58:54 · 40 answers · asked by ? 3

2006-06-15 10:47:45 · 15 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-15 10:44:54 · 24 answers · asked by boxergirl 5

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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals !!!!

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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!

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How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn’t multiply!

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Lady : “I want a good vibrator” Salesman: “Ma’am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall”
Lady : “O.K. I’ll take that red one”
Salesman: “Sorry, that’s our fire-extinguisher”;

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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child. The mother said: “I gave birth to him - he’s mine” The father said: “I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes
out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!”

2006-06-15 10:39:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 10:39:27 · 17 answers · asked by LEONARDO P 3

2006-06-15 10:31:06 · 10 answers · asked by blush3110 2

2006-06-15 10:22:54 · 20 answers · asked by blah blah blah 3

These three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight. They stagger from pub to pub looking for a likely victim to pick on when they come across a single Irishman in this one bar.

"Watch this." Says the first Englishman, heading over toward the guy, "I hear that St Patrick was a shirt lifter."

"Really." Says the Irishman, calmly continuing to drink.

With that the second English guy decides to join in, "Yeah, and I hear he was a pervert too."

"Is that so?" the still calm Irishman responds.

"I know how to rile this tosser." Says the third Englishman, staggering toward the Irishman, "Hey, did you know St Patrick was really an Englishman?"

The Irish guy casually looks up and says, "Yeah, so your mates were telling me."

2006-06-15 10:11:36 · 14 answers · asked by Delgado 3

Give me your evil ideas

2006-06-15 10:11:30 · 17 answers · asked by barbosa_art 3

iasfayanaa!

I bet no one can!!!

It is english, like lol (laugh out loud) or jk ( just kiding).

2006-06-15 10:10:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous