Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

Will priests be chanting, "Hail skiddies, blessed be the fruit of the loom."

Will skeptics come bearing Tide to destroy it?

2006-06-15 04:38:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

I dont't care what, i just need to lol.

2006-06-15 04:26:09 · 13 answers · asked by Amber S 2

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the
headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.

The egg, looking a bit disgusted, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

2006-06-15 04:19:04 · 9 answers · asked by arkansas-gal 3

What is this?

Poor people have it,
Rich people want it
and it you eat it you will die?

This is my all time favorite riddle :)

2006-06-15 04:10:44 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Stacy 6

i need a laff

2006-06-15 04:09:23 · 8 answers · asked by jakyyyyyy 1

2006-06-15 03:57:45 · 7 answers · asked by ziphora 1

Do you know where your towel is?

2006-06-15 03:42:55 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which other bivalves have the oysters been at war since the beginning of time?

2006-06-15 03:41:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A literal translation of Gerald Depardieu is 'Oh my god.'

2006-06-15 03:38:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

My pail holds two gallons but has a hole in it. My bucket holds one gallon and is completely watertight. Whitch one should I take to the zoo?

2006-06-15 03:36:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Marry her!

2006-06-15 03:35:13 · 9 answers · asked by Devon L 4

When Rod Stewart wrote 'Hot Legs' was he referring to:

1) An experience with Deep Purple following a strenuous football match,

2) An incident related to him by a fireman who had to remove a burning table with Queen Anne legs from a hospice,

or
3) The feeling he experienced whilst on holiday in Spain sunbathing with only his legs exposed, the rest of his body being in a van.

2006-06-15 03:33:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

You work in an office and your manager hands out pins that have the abbreviation WIT....what does it stand for?

2006-06-15 03:10:21 · 9 answers · asked by akiastatz 3

2006-06-15 03:02:21 · 13 answers · asked by flower 1

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

2006-06-15 03:01:50 · 20 answers · asked by roadkill 2

i have eyes but cannot see.i have ears but cannot hear.i have lips but cannot speak.i will always look the same.nothing will ever change me. what am i????

2006-06-15 02:48:04 · 16 answers · asked by babees94 1

susan and sheila have the same parents,look exactly alike and are the same age but they are not twins how is this possible???

2006-06-15 02:38:28 · 22 answers · asked by babees94 1

somebody tried to wind me up months ago but i cottoned on straight away i have been allowing this person to think that it is working for months and going along with it should i continue or tell them ? i am having fun though having the upper hand lol

2006-06-15 02:27:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

White flesh above
brown gills below
I move not an inch
in the darkness I grow.

? I tried a seed which was obbously wrong. so do you know what it is?

2006-06-15 02:25:06 · 13 answers · asked by moodkill 1

2006-06-15 02:15:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

it has something to do with the a**hole wanting to be the boss of the body...was going to send it to someone and must have deleted...if anyone knows what i'm talking about please let me know

2006-06-15 02:05:49 · 6 answers · asked by okiegirl 1

2006-06-15 01:47:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

HAHAHAHA... i have a snake...

2006-06-15 01:40:47 · 11 answers · asked by onetomgreenshowfan 3

2006-06-15 01:35:09 · 9 answers · asked by mistaken_for_god 2

give me min. 5 names male and 5 names female .. the most interesting and uniqely name will get 10 poin'ts from me .. your names must to have first name, middle name, and family name ..

2006-06-15 01:29:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tell me the BEST ever joke you ever heard and if i like or love it i'll give you the 10 point's okay

2006-06-15 01:26:13 · 4 answers · asked by a_lil_witchie 2

you know those e-mail attachments you can send that are supposed to make you jump or scare you? has anybody got a good one?

2006-06-15 01:09:21 · 12 answers · asked by Kelly 5

2006-06-15 00:55:21 · 25 answers · asked by shankari n 3

an 84 year old lady gets caught shoplifting and is sent to court, in court the judge says "what did you steal?" she replies "a tin of peaches sir" the judge asks the old lady how many peaches were in the tin, she replies "there were 6 peaches in the tin sir" to which the judge then says "in that case i sentence you to 6 days in prison" just at that moment the old ladys husband who is sat at the back of the court then stands up and shout's "hang on a minuite judge, that's not fair, she also nicked a tin of peas"......

2006-06-15 00:43:04 · 21 answers · asked by Kelly 5

Which is the funniest SMS ever you have received.

2006-06-15 00:37:31 · 6 answers · asked by Vins 2