Which is the funniest SMS ever you have received.
2006-06-15 00:37:31 · 6 answers · asked by Vins 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry friend, mine was adult content.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 01:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to,
me,
how am i? quite perfect.
i'am the best person on earth. no one is better than me. and do u know that i hae a lot of dandruff stuck in my hair. oh yes i forgott please don't download ringtones from us we are very bad at sending them.
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a man stole a neclace from the grocer'ss shop but the police caught him. put him into their jeep, returned the vegetable to the beautyparlour. and after reaching the hospital, got down from their ship and put the president in the jail. and then after the sentence by the tenniscourt on finding him giulty of murder was hanged on a banana leaf.
2006-06-15 00:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by Gary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who will read this sms ,
is a donkey .
2006-06-19 23:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Dear subscriber, ur sex balance is low, ur account wl b put into virginity mode if u dont refuk as early as possible.
2. Tell me is going in ?.. ya it is...!!
Tell me is it hurting ?... Oohh.yup.. !!ouch, its hurting...
Ok..ok i wl put it slowly.. Ok now or still hurting ?..
Ouch its hurting still...
Ok then lets try the other shoe madam
2006-06-15 01:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the joy of text ;-)
2006-06-15 08:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi. who am i? god knows.
2006-06-15 01:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by chocobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋