Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how the politicians lie."

2006-06-14 17:03:52 · 8 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6

when i say thing i mean phrase.

2006-06-14 16:45:36 · 36 answers · asked by maxxie 2

2006-06-14 16:38:03 · 18 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

"What the thinking, my son" asked Chief Sitting Bull while smoking his weedy pipe.
"It is true father that our tribe named their newly born after what the first thing they saw." asked his son anxiously.
"Yes, when I`m borned, they saw a bull sitting down and that why they call me Sitting Bull.Your sister borned when the moon full and we call her FULL MOON and your brother, wolfs cry while he was born and we named him Crying Wolfs.Why do you ask, Two F#cking Dog," replied the chief while hugging his son shoulder.

2006-06-14 15:51:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-14 15:30:19 · 18 answers · asked by Aaron 1

2006-06-14 15:28:42 · 29 answers · asked by Aaron 1

2006-06-14 15:25:58 · 16 answers · asked by Aaron 1

2006-06-14 15:24:03 · 14 answers · asked by Aaron 1

2006-06-14 15:23:31 · 17 answers · asked by Aaron 1

how did blond jokes come to be?

2006-06-14 15:13:48 · 25 answers · asked by crazy 2

I need good tongue twisters for an english class. Do you know any?
Tell me the best ones you know.

2006-06-14 15:11:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

black magic, fuzzy duck, scissors, number game (also called 21), slowboat to china, or anything similar. They are really fun, I played the non-drinking versions of this game...

2006-06-14 15:04:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its about three animals. Like a wolf, rabbit and whatever. How to transport them across the lake in a boat safely. You can only take one or two at a time. If you take the wolf and rabbitt then leave them to return , the wolf will eat the rabbitt. Get the picture? I forgot the details. Any help? Thanks alot

2006-06-14 14:56:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-14 14:47:51 · 17 answers · asked by ₦âħí»€G 6

What do you think a teacher would say to oranges?

Hehe, yes its bad.... you know who to blame :)

2006-06-14 14:41:32 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

Elvis?

Funniest answer gets 10 points of course. And everyone else gets a lovely parting prize of 2 points.

2006-06-14 14:38:40 · 19 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5

According to my ex wife I am an expert at lying, cheating and stealing.
Where can I find someone who wants to learn the ropes.

2006-06-14 14:32:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

What did the refrigerator say to the freezer?

PS: if this one makes you wince, you can thank L4A! lol
*dons bite proof vest*

2006-06-14 14:30:21 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-06-14 14:25:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

if yellow is red and blue is green....what is black??????

2006-06-14 14:23:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Help me! I really need a good laugh right now!

2006-06-14 14:06:08 · 11 answers · asked by Br 3

Um..... I dont have any details. What details do you write about a JOKE? Um... how about this one? I made this joke up.

2006-06-14 14:01:03 · 8 answers · asked by fiyah! 2

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds
to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makea nine," says the Italian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to
hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the
picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)
The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree.
So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when Ia start?"

2006-06-14 13:27:22 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3

there is a house, and all four sides are facing north, what color is the bear.

2006-06-14 13:20:03 · 17 answers · asked by MJA--aka wiccan pride 3

huge giant playing piano says to really pissed off guy still holding the magic lamp
why so sad?
guy holding lamp says the genie was hard of hearing
I didn't ask for a large pianist

2006-06-14 13:14:39 · 10 answers · asked by benji 3

One day, a doctor and his son are driving in a car. Out of nowhere, a drunk driver crashes into them and the doctor and the drunk driver are killed immediately. The son is rushed to the emergency room in critical condition. The doctor comes into the room, takes one look at the son and says "I can't perform this surgery. He's my son."

How is this possible?

2006-06-14 12:45:21 · 27 answers · asked by skaur1290 3

It is a simple word that has to do with a library!

2006-06-14 12:40:22 · 11 answers · asked by Maria 1

Ooops, did I say Llama?
http://www.irabragg.com/images/llama%20corner.jpg
I meant, Lama.
http://www.adhikara.com/yoga_meditazione_canto_mantra/dalailama_2.jpeg
Is meat out of the question or will he eat chicken?

2006-06-14 12:39:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

gimme the link :)

2006-06-14 12:35:14 · 6 answers · asked by cuteypie 1

how u will do that?...where?when? how?

2006-06-14 12:33:42 · 21 answers · asked by black_angel_white_tiger 2