Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

An old but still wide quesrion....

2006-06-15 07:18:55 · 25 answers · asked by TYP3 R 2

Was a rooster there?

2006-06-15 07:15:54 · 16 answers · asked by Shadzsz 1

2006-06-15 07:13:25 · 19 answers · asked by bbl 1

2006-06-15 07:00:17 · 8 answers · asked by Jman 1

now that i got ur attention............. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
and also
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

2006-06-15 06:58:35 · 21 answers · asked by Hot_Cowgirl 2

2006-06-15 06:49:32 · 19 answers · asked by prcsdime 5

On my own I am safe and secure,
Behead me and I become a place of meeting..
Behead me again and I become the
partner of ready...
Restore me and I am a domain of beasts...
What am I?

2006-06-15 06:49:28 · 6 answers · asked by Veronikak 2

After you measured, please say did you surprized?
We are incridiblily designed and I told you only one of them.

2006-06-15 06:46:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Right now im watching bet, but in 20 minnets the Daily show will come on. The fire is in the kitchen, im in my room, thats a safe distance right. My cellphone is charging and i dont want to messs up the battery, plus when its charged i dont want to waist my mennits. By the way, did you know you oil was flamible, i tried to put the fire out but that made it worse. What shuld i do.

2006-06-15 06:44:56 · 10 answers · asked by Mike 3

2006-06-15 06:36:24 · 9 answers · asked by prcsdime 5

What's the name of a person that you do not want to say hi to, too loud at an airport?

2006-06-15 06:35:22 · 13 answers · asked by Mike 3

http://www.beyondgrandpa.com/drtran/clip/dr_tran_opening.mov
&
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IeOiJaKPofE&search=russel%20peters

2006-06-15 06:29:14 · 3 answers · asked by .: Brunette Beauty :. 1

By request from FG.

2006-06-15 06:28:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

i doing this for you everybody so give me good jokes

2006-06-15 06:24:15 · 9 answers · asked by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3

Two moms and Two daughters each buy a cd, when they get home there are only three cd's in the bag. Why?

2006-06-15 06:23:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

And this one:

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."

is it funny?

2006-06-15 06:18:13 · 11 answers · asked by chaotic_blakpearl 3

A plane crashes on the border of Wisconsin and Illinois. Where do you bury the survivors?

2006-06-15 06:12:30 · 32 answers · asked by cathiesk 3

2006-06-15 06:06:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

mine is "ill make love to jews,....""" hahah ur turn....be creative

2006-06-15 06:03:58 · 8 answers · asked by playaninstrument 3

When walking on the street, you see 2 wallets: a bigger one with 100$ and a smaller one with 1000$. Which one do you take?

(taken from http://www.smartiest.com/index.asp?id=84)

2006-06-15 06:00:23 · 9 answers · asked by Dragos 2

This is some really random joke. Best answer to the person who first get the answer.

2006-06-15 05:59:52 · 15 answers · asked by Etania 7

I have an answer but yours could win!....

2006-06-15 05:52:23 · 14 answers · asked by deed 5

What force and strength
can not get through,
I with a gentle touch can do,
and many in the streets would stand,
were I not as a friend in hand. who am i??

2006-06-15 05:45:16 · 19 answers · asked by sugar and spice 2

There are 10 bags of gold. One of them is fake. The only way to tell the difference between the fake and the real is that the fake bag weighs one tenth of one pound more than the other nine. You are allowed to make one weight measurement. What do you do to make the distinction? If you are correct the gold is yours!

2006-06-15 05:42:11 · 5 answers · asked by SinnerRedeemed 1

2006-06-15 05:40:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of Cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool again to cut her hole. The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and asked,
"Is that you Lord?
"NO IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!

Have you heard it before?
Rate my joke 1-10 What state are you Laughin' from?
SmileyCat : )

2006-06-15 05:34:36 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4

4 boys went for a swim in the river side..... only 1 persons hair was wet...how ???

2006-06-15 05:28:37 · 16 answers · asked by sugar and spice 2

2006-06-15 05:19:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

That way they can do the time warp again and again.

Will they have a young blonde orderly running around?

2006-06-15 05:17:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am tired at work and i have to be here till 5

2006-06-15 04:48:46 · 23 answers · asked by Master Hoyle 3