Right now im watching bet, but in 20 minnets the Daily show will come on. The fire is in the kitchen, im in my room, thats a safe distance right. My cellphone is charging and i dont want to messs up the battery, plus when its charged i dont want to waist my mennits. By the way, did you know you oil was flamible, i tried to put the fire out but that made it worse. What shuld i do.
2006-06-15 06:44:56 · 10 answers · asked by Mike 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can it wait until a comirtial.
2006-06-15 06:50:03 · update #1
I cant decide.
2006-06-15 07:04:03 · update #2
My house is on fire and your just going to try to joke because i cant spell. I is not reterder ok.
2006-06-15 09:45:25 · update #3
Hi, how are you, im...
BURNING, help.
2006-06-15 17:28:26 · update #4
just call the fire department before its to late.I had a fire five years ago.if your fire department is like mine it will take them a while to get there.Yes I knew oil was flammable.
2006-06-15 17:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all you should learn how to spell. Minutes is spelled minutes not mennits. Mess is spelled mess not messs, waste as in throw away is waste not waist as in the human torso. Flammable is flammable,not flamible. Should is spelled should not shuld. Finally, if your house is on fire get out you stupid fanook and call the fire department from an outside line. if you did not know oil was flammable then your a retard. Better yet soak yourself in oil and set yourself on fire.
2006-06-15 14:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by amulek1978 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him burn, if he asked a question like this his life aint worth saveing anyway. hay walk into the fire, if it gets to hot, roll around, youll be ight.
2006-06-15 19:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by Me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the hot dogs and marshmallows out
2006-06-15 13:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should call the fire department with a different phone
2006-06-15 13:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by J M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flour,, salt...powdery stuff... throw them on the fire....yeah
the house is on fia'
the house is on fia'...sing this while putting away the fia'...lol
if it is serious CALL the fire department right away!!!
good luck
2006-06-15 13:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... Let's think- what's more important: YOU CELL PHONE OR YOUR LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IF IT ISN'T A JOKE !!!!!!
2006-06-15 14:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by Liza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
urinate on it! But stand at a safe distance!
2006-06-15 20:11:01 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP DROP AND ROLL BABY!!!
2006-06-18 11:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by amulz1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm... idk. I didn't know they had computers or internet in hell... how come you're talking to us...
2006-06-15 20:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋