Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

what makes you think your word is better than everybody else's?

2006-06-15 17:25:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day X celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Y celebrated his birthday. HOW?

2006-06-15 17:10:42 · 35 answers · asked by nicegal 3

2006-06-15 17:05:55 · 33 answers · asked by Jen 2

But it has to be done with each letter of the alphabet.

2006-06-15 17:04:04 · 18 answers · asked by avenger821 1

2006-06-15 17:02:46 · 17 answers · asked by Aaron 1

2006-06-15 16:54:52 · 5 answers · asked by Aaron 1

A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."

Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom."

So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, "I am Michael O'Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."

Saint Peter consults his list and says, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the preacher, "that man was a taxi-driver, and you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and cotton. How can this be?"

"Up here, we go by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept -- while he drove, people prayed."

2006-06-15 16:51:52 · 24 answers · asked by Aaron 1

Email me if you want the answer! xkittyinafirex@yahoo.com

2006-06-15 16:44:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 16:44:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

that on the Cialis commercials they tell you not to drink alcohol in excess?Is that because they don't want to be liable when you wake up with the ugliest girl at the bar the next morning?

2006-06-15 16:24:11 · 6 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

If I walk like a duck and quack like a duck, am I a duck?

Quack? Quack? Quack?

2006-06-15 16:15:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

...you might see us looking back at you. Wanna try it?

2006-06-15 16:12:28 · 14 answers · asked by John D 2

A scientist finds two bodies frozen in ice, digs them up and takes them back to the lab to identify. First, she discovers that they are very old but intact. Second she identifies that one is male and the other is a female. After careful examination she announces that she has discovered the bodies of Adam and Eve? How does she know this with out a doubt?

2006-06-15 16:07:20 · 11 answers · asked by ldc1129 2

2006-06-15 15:57:53 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!
This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EVERYONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EVERYONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?

2006-06-15 15:55:42 · 12 answers · asked by xxzeldagirlxx 1

Second meaning for gay

2006-06-15 15:54:44 · 16 answers · asked by A.S.C 1

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/RalphieMay1/20060608-LOKIE.jpg

2006-06-15 15:43:54 · 11 answers · asked by Laura 4

and how many thubs

2006-06-15 15:39:55 · 21 answers · asked by A.S.C 1

how many boyfriends i had,
and whats their name.

2006-06-15 15:33:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

WHERE IM FROM

2006-06-15 15:30:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

you have to go forward then backwords
the first one to get it right wins the 10 points.

2006-06-15 15:23:40 · 11 answers · asked by raven 3

the best and fastest answer will earn the "best answer" award!

2006-06-15 15:15:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

could anyone tell me how do i open somebody elses ID,
my friends, it's gonna get expired!!!
please could somebody explain me the process??

2006-06-15 15:14:51 · 6 answers · asked by Pats 1

At a fork in the road between two cities, you see 2 people. One always tells the truth, and comes from the city of safety. The other person always lies and comes from the city of cannibals, where they will eat you. They both look exactly the same. You must choose one of the persons, and ask him one and only one question (no compound questions either, such as "is this shirt red and which way to safety?"). What question could you ask to find out which path leads to the city of safety?

2006-06-15 15:05:40 · 31 answers · asked by im cool 2

1st one to get it right wins the coveted points!


I start with an E
I end with an E
Yet I only have one letter
No, I am not the letter E

2006-06-15 14:56:19 · 16 answers · asked by Me 3

These clues are supposed to give you an answer to a sound..

1. Mall store
2. No fitting room
3. Coffee can, Tupperware, Flip your
4. Team spirit
5. Ball cap
6. Membership has its privileges
7. A total waste
8. Ready to burp
9. Air-lifted
10. Top of head
11. Unchained melody
12. The gun is naked
13. Collegiate insanity
14. To the victors go the spoils
15. Full of fiber
16. Are you Hugo weaving?
17. Dirty Socks
18. Hermetically sealed
19. Not wired for sound
20. A spiritual collection
21. Blink of an eye
22. Buggy too big
23. This grass is itchy
24. Not for mowing, not for smoking
25. Green Day
26. Red's traveling companion
27. A fruity gift
28. Hoop dreams
29. Not a live wire
30. Tisket a tasket
31. Carol Brady's personality
32. Not nothing but net
33. French father
34. Sea scuba
35. Just breathe
36. Meteor movie
37. McDonalds man
38. Make them sunny side up
39. Enemy of Oprah
40. NBA Finals
41. Kicked out of the book club
42. Harry & David

2006-06-15 14:51:48 · 26 answers · asked by Randi 1

Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safe:Can I help you with dinner?
Safer:Where do you want to go for dinner?
Safest:Here, have some chocolate...

Dangerous:Are you wearing that?
Safe: Gee, you look good in brown..
Safer:WOW! Look at you!
Safest: Here, have some chocolate...

Dangerous:What are you so worked up about?
Safe: What did I do wrong?
Safer: Here's fifty dollars..
Safest: Here, have some more cocolate..

Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safe: you know there are alot of apples left..
Safer: would you like some wine with that?
Safest: Here, have some more chocolate...

Dangerous:Soooo...what did you do all day?
Safe: I hope you didn't overdo it today..
Safer: I've always loved you in that robe!!
Safest:....I bought you more chocolate...

You know what time of the month this is best for boys and if you don't.. mark your calendar...lol

2006-06-15 14:48:38 · 11 answers · asked by Veronikak 2

2006-06-15 14:34:06 · 11 answers · asked by Quack Man 1

Bread is square so why is lunch meat round?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do docters call what they do "practice"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you don't pay your exorcist, does your house get repossesed?
Why do they call a bulding a building when its already been built?
Why are cakes round and cake boxes square?
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Where the hell is OSAMA?
Is that your final answer? :)

2006-06-15 14:29:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Throw in your dirty wash! Wahahahaha!

2006-06-15 14:28:46 · 15 answers · asked by Wannabeadoc06 3