2006-06-15 17:05:55 · 33 answers · asked by Jen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mammas so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY"
HAHA love that one! keep on grooven! -Shannon
2006-06-15 17:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by Shannon M 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma the TV show on MTV
2006-06-15 17:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mommas soooooo fat that when she had a quarter in back pocket and bent over--- she squeezed all the boogers out of George Washington's nose!
Yo mommas soooooo fat that she is not a "chip off the old block" she is the whole wood pile!
Yo mommas sooooooo ugly that the Sargent company uses her picture on their flea and tick collar!
2006-06-15 17:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by azguitar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
2006-06-15 17:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by Tina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's so dumb she went to dr. dre for a papsmear.
Your mother's *** is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
those are a couple from "white chicks"
2006-06-15 17:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by Cherish 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
those are the two i find funny lol
oohhh and yo momma so fat when she was wearing a yellow rainjacket people yelled TAXI
2006-06-15 17:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code
2006-06-15 17:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by vicksta1984 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo your momma so old, When God said '"Let There Be Light", He told her to go on hit the light switch.
2006-06-15 18:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by William B4real 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
2006-06-15 17:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by jacksfullhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that when she went to the store and bought a waterbed, the sales people just put a sheet on the atlantic ocean.
2006-06-15 17:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by Cali_mom_of_4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.
2006-06-15 17:10:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋