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If I walk like a duck and quack like a duck, am I a duck?

Quack? Quack? Quack?

2006-06-15 16:15:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

I think it depends on the company you keep. If you throw like a girl while playing with girls it means you're a guy trying to act like girl. If you throw like a girl while playing with guys it means you're a girl trying to act like girl. If you walk like a duck and quack like a duck with humans you are a duck trying to act like human. If you walk like a duck and quack like a duck with ducks you seriously need medication.

2006-06-15 17:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by tabz_nate 3 · 0 0

I think I am confused as to what you are asking. Do you want to know if you throw like a girl that walks like a duck and quacks like a duck are you a quacking, duckwalking,girl that plays softball?

Or are you just trying to figure out what you heard the coach say to the baseball game tonight and what the last Aflac commercial brought to mind? ( Aren't those Aflac Commercials the best ones on TV along with Burger Kings Big Bucking Chickens!)

2006-06-15 23:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you throw like a girl, you probably suck at sports and other boys make fun of you in the locker room.

If you walk like a duck, you probably have a foot disorder and the other crippled kids make fun of you in Special Ed.

If you quack like a duck, you probably are insane and other crazies make fun of you in the asylum.

2006-06-15 23:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 3 · 0 0

If you throw like a girl it just means your a sissy and if you walk and quack like a duck it just means your crazy.

2006-06-15 23:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0 0

Well if u didnt have anyone there to teach u how to throw like a guy doesnt make u gay, just need to be taught and if u walk like a duck, no doesnt make u a duck. alots pof people have some kind of diffrentiation but doesnt make them any less human.

2006-06-16 01:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by William B4real 2 · 0 0

if a guy throws like a girl = gay
i a guy walks and quacks like a duck = gay
if you have a neat handwriting = gay
if you like strawberry icecream = gay
if you're over 30 unmarried and living with your mom = gay
if you listen to madonna, cher, britney spears = gay

2006-06-15 23:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

throws like a girl+ walks like a duck= gay guy after a date?

2006-06-15 23:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by mr monkeeman 2 · 0 0

Just face is you are either a female duck or you have some serious issues. I can not help you with either one.

2006-06-16 14:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B Nimble 4 · 0 0

you know what they say... if you look like a duck and walks like a duck

2006-06-15 23:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

What's wrong with throwing like a girl? Is that a shot?

2006-06-15 23:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0 0

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