Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

Use the clues to figure out which two smaller words will fit together to make one compound word.. *here we go:

1) clear liquid + plummet =
2) something to read + type of container =
3) head topping + piece of furniture =
4) sandwich spread + whiskey =

give it a try....:)

2006-06-15 23:22:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

what did the girl with the wooden leg say to the boy with the wooden eye when he asked her to dance?

2006-06-15 22:53:49 · 17 answers · asked by 5132156132 1

I'm still wondering.

Yeah Yeah!!! i'm ready for the abuses now, pile em on!!!LOL!!

2006-06-15 22:53:07 · 13 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6

Two flies sitting on a guys backside. Which one is the drug addict?

2006-06-15 22:44:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 22:41:45 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 22:36:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

The other answers " On me bucken ed "
Funny ???

2006-06-15 22:31:06 · 4 answers · asked by Curious 3

...too seriously and are ready to hang you up by your gonads?

2006-06-15 22:08:51 · 9 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4

They deserve it, I declare a fatwa against all pretentious celebrities!

2006-06-15 22:01:56 · 12 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4

2006-06-15 21:53:58 · 20 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4

2006-06-15 21:50:31 · 19 answers · asked by praveen 2

The russian nuclear disaster in 1986 and an open fly (zipper) on a mans jeans?

ans in ten minutes

2006-06-15 21:50:26 · 16 answers · asked by benji 3

2006-06-15 21:30:07 · 14 answers · asked by Bhushan 2

2006-06-15 21:19:04 · 11 answers · asked by james h 1

2006-06-15 20:29:16 · 9 answers · asked by askin for timepass!!! 1

he he he.........GOTCHA!!!

2006-06-15 20:26:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 19:53:53 · 109 answers · asked by Anonymous

WHILE a drunk man was taking a crap? best answer wins 10 pts. use humor !!

2006-06-15 19:48:48 · 9 answers · asked by americanmalewhite 2

It goes like this :
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Who sings that?

2006-06-15 19:42:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

In the previous edition we had:
What do you think a teacher would say to oranges?
Concentrate!

hehe... and todays riddle:
Why was the math book so unhappy?

good luck!

2006-06-15 19:38:20 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

or crazy???

2006-06-15 19:34:30 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?

2006-06-15 19:14:55 · 14 answers · asked by freetronics 5

What builds up buildings, but destroys mountains?
What flows like a river, but is carried on the wind?
What makes a blind man see and a seeing man blind?

2006-06-15 19:13:21 · 10 answers · asked by freetronics 5

2006-06-15 19:13:19 · 23 answers · asked by Lysaanne S 1

2006-06-15 18:47:16 · 22 answers · asked by Lysaanne S 1

should I have called?

2006-06-15 18:45:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 18:42:59 · 21 answers · asked by Dillon 3

Is this my face? Or did my neck throw up?

2006-06-15 17:41:45 · 14 answers · asked by Yahoo answer dude 3

Nice pajamas!

2006-06-15 17:41:04 · 14 answers · asked by John D 2

give me :
- one british name(male)
- one india name(female)
- one japan name(female)
- one thailand name(male)
- one filipina name (female)
- one french name(male)
- one american name(male)
- one turkey/lebanon name(male)

must uniqe and interesting ..
will get 10 poin'ts from me ..

2006-06-15 17:36:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous