WHILE a drunk man was taking a crap? best answer wins 10 pts. use humor !!
2006-06-15 19:48:48 · 9 answers · asked by americanmalewhite 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
smells like sh*t in here
2006-06-15 20:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by cave dude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't speak fly "what did the fly say to the other fly on the wall in a bathroom ??
WHILE a drunk man was taking a crap?"
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There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh manure.
Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and he ate and he ate.
Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away.
He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground.
As he looked around wondering what to do, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall.
He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight.
Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock…. splatting when he hit the floor. Dead.
The moral of the story is….
Never fly off the handle when you know you’re full of ****.
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What did the fly say when he flew into the windscreen of a car…
If i had the guts id do that again…….
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What did the fly say to the other fly whos zipper was open?
Your human is undone!
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2006-06-16 03:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by Michael C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like were gonna be down in the dumps
2006-06-16 03:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fly 1:What smells more...???
Fly 2:####
Fly 1:where you wanna sit ...???
Fly 2:@@@
Fly 1:You sure this is the place....???
Fly 2:$$$$$
2006-06-16 02:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by Coral 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're up sh*t creek without a paddle.
2006-06-16 02:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by George R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like we're having dinner!
2006-06-16 02:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by casualtr97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This place really gives me the shits.
2006-06-16 02:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by Maria C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not smellin' Fly...
Thats funnt right go me! go me! go me!
2006-06-16 02:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by Just Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww no floaters !!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-16 02:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by jay80018 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋