Bread is square so why is lunch meat round?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do docters call what they do "practice"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you don't pay your exorcist, does your house get repossesed?
Why do they call a bulding a building when its already been built?
Why are cakes round and cake boxes square?
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Where the hell is OSAMA?
Is that your final answer? :)
2006-06-15 14:29:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cuz we're american and cuz square cakes don't fit in round boxes. well. its easier to make a square box too. lunch meat is round cuz nobody except me thought of making square sausages. the real question is how come doctors are sued for malpractice, when practicing is when you're supposed to make your mistakes? if you can't touch a ghost why can a ghost touch you? ignore them and save money by NOT calling the exorcist. buildings are called buildings cuz..well a lot of times you've got remodeling going on anyway so when did the building really stop? i dont know about copyrights but ive decided to copyright my square sausages. and i'll bet kamikaze pilots had bad hair that's all. i believe you can find OSAMA in the alphabet song.
A bcdefghijkl M n O pqr S tuvwxyz now i know my A bcs next time won't you sing with me?
2006-06-15 14:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can only answer a few...
Kamikaze pilots wear helmets just in case they crash before they reach their destination.
Cake boxes are square so that it is easier to get the cake out. Btw, there are square cakes.
Osama is chillin in a hotel somewhere.
2006-06-15 14:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by astraea82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting questions, some of which I've already seen. But I don't think the copyright symbol is copyrighted because it seems to me anybody can use it.
2006-06-15 14:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make any sound?
Does the rain in Spain stay mainly on the plain?
2006-06-15 14:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by sarat0 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck Norris said so.
HA!!
2006-06-15 14:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-15 15:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we call the small candy bars "Fun sizes"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
2006-06-15 14:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by r_hr_shipper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all lunch meat is round
2006-06-16 02:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by anna c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try.
But I'm not intelligent.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 16:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b/c we live in america
2006-06-15 14:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by mendy s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋