A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom."
So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, "I am Michael O'Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list and says, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the preacher, "that man was a taxi-driver, and you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and cotton. How can this be?"
"Up here, we go by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept -- while he drove, people prayed."
2006-06-15 16:51:52 · 24 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a really funny one!
Here is one for you.
The Hippie & The Nun!
A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun.
He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!"
The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex."
Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop.
The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun..."
The Hippie asks, "How?"
"Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her."
"Good idea," the Hippie said.
So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait.
Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God.
The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me."
The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her.
She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity."
"Fine," said the Hippie.
The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing.
When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!"
Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"
2006-06-15 17:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is rather amusing. Going by those stats however, I'm surprised that the preacher got a robe at all.
2006-06-15 23:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by C.C. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2006-06-15 23:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by hotest alive 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-06-15 23:54:37 · answer #4 · answered by wmp55 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very.
2006-06-26 04:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by harrowgate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really good made me smile thank you i needed a good laugh
2006-06-16 01:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by samm5683 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-06-25 01:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-06-24 18:14:38 · answer #8 · answered by angel_in_disguise930 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already
2006-06-15 23:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! I liked it. Got any more?
2006-06-16 00:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by Cee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋