A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of Cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool again to cut her hole. The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and asked,
"Is that you Lord?
"NO IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!
Have you heard it before?
Rate my joke 1-10 What state are you Laughin' from?
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-15 05:34:36 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, I haven´t heard it before, 5, Sweden.
Hello Smiley Cat I have been waiting for you all day, I´m so glad that that you are online!!!
2006-06-15 06:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by isakssonrichard 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
8
2006-06-15 12:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by jam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 7 heard it 15 times.
2006-06-15 19:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by .......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 8 pretty funny First time hearing it.
2006-06-15 12:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Dodgersfan31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 ! haha ! good joke !
2006-06-15 12:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by gurlpower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no,10,Massachusetts
2006-06-15 13:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by michellewentworth1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10, NY
2006-06-15 12:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!!! never heard it before. gold star:-)
2006-06-15 12:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5, cali.
2006-06-15 12:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by hope 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋