Why did the chicken want to get to the other side of the road?

Question

Was a rooster there?

Answer 1

No coz u could ask this silly question for the millionth time!!!!!
Actually i've got sumthing interesting!

SAEED AL SAHAF (former Head of Information, Iraq):
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for
us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its
dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together
* in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2006 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer
is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?


COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let
it take.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was
threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with
significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required
for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering
relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its
physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its
skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall
strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting
convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens
along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation
industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to
leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and
to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the
implicit goals of delivering and uccessfully architecting and
implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of
poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in a park-like
setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was
strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent,
clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's
mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the
creation of a total business.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone
ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around
all over the place, anyway?"

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we
overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed
to cross roads.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road... it
transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.

L.A.P.D.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out

Answer 2

There is no road. There is no chicken. There is only the other side.

Answer 3

There is no chicken it is a complex medaphore meaning no madder how hard you try youll alwasy get hit with a bad punch line <("<)Kirby

Answer 4

To Get Roasted

Answer 5

To see what was there??

Answer 6

maybe the chicken walks on "the other side" of the road....if you know what I mean!!

Answer 7

To get away from Yahoo answers!

Answer 8

She wanted to strut the streets, of course.

Answer 9

To avoid the toll.

Answer 10

He's was trying to escape the evil monkey...