mine is "ill make love to jews,....""" hahah ur turn....be creative
2006-06-15 06:03:58 · 8 answers · asked by playaninstrument 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah these are cracking me up....try instead of JEW...try JEWS
2006-06-15 06:15:46 · update #1
1. Hanging out at the drive- in, thats where I met jews. Standing on your mother's porch, Jews told me that it would last forever.
2.I got a hold on jews, got a hold on jews tonight. Uh oh, It's magic when I'm with Jews.
2006-06-15 07:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by jack russell girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You Know You're A Redneck When...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
2006-06-16 03:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't blame Jews for being Jews
But Jews can't blame me for hating it
A Little Less Sixteen Candles A Little More Touch Me by Fall Out Boy....
2006-06-15 13:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Jacqui 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Skinna marinka dinka dink
Skinna marinka do
I love Jew
Skinna marinka dinka dink
Skinna marinka do
I love Jew
I love Jew in the morning
and in the afternoon
I love Jew in the evening
underneath the moon
Skinna marinka dinka dink
Skinna marinka do
I love Jew
2006-06-15 13:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by wyldcatt76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to JEW!!!
Happy Birthday to JEW!!!
Happy Birthday to JEW!!!
2006-06-15 13:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't mean it when i said i didn't love jew so, i should have held on tight i never should should have let jew go, i didn't know nothing, i was stupid, i was foolish, i was lying to myself.
when jew left i lost a part of me its still so hard to believe.....
2006-06-15 13:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE JEW!!!
2006-06-15 13:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by Toki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"People think that stupid you likes weirdo jews!"
2006-06-15 13:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by cathiesk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋