an 84 year old lady gets caught shoplifting and is sent to court, in court the judge says "what did you steal?" she replies "a tin of peaches sir" the judge asks the old lady how many peaches were in the tin, she replies "there were 6 peaches in the tin sir" to which the judge then says "in that case i sentence you to 6 days in prison" just at that moment the old ladys husband who is sat at the back of the court then stands up and shout's "hang on a minuite judge, that's not fair, she also nicked a tin of peas"......
2006-06-15 00:43:04 · 21 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
geat man thats great hope you like this one
This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, "What do you guys do around here when you get really horny after months of being out at sea?", to which the other replies, "Well, there is this barrel on the upper deck, just pump your **** in the side with the hole."
Weeks pass, and the new guy is getting real horny and remembers the barrel. He climbs to upper deck and sees the barrel. Flings his shlong out and starts ******* the barrel. Its simply the best feeling he had ever experienced, it was truly a success!
After he was done, zipped up and merrily walking along, the guy who originally told him about the barrel walks by. "That barrel really was great! I could do it every day!"
To which the other crew member replies, "Yeah, you can every day except Thursday." Confused, the new guy asks why, to which the other guy replies, "Because its your turn in the barrel on Thursday."
2006-06-15 01:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by roadkill 2 · 14⤊ 3⤋
Haha! Its sorta funny I guess. Ive heard it before anyway.
2006-06-15 00:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Not heard that. Its quite funny.
2006-06-15 01:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by HayB1982 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is horrible! lol funny at the same time!
2006-06-15 06:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by icanansweryourquestions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-06-15 04:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by alexx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-15 13:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say exactly the same thing if it was my grannie...
2006-06-15 01:15:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jen_Greebo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it but still that funny
2006-06-15 01:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by chocobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one!
2006-06-15 05:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by adozenredroses12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing !
2006-06-15 02:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋