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2006-06-15 13:11:10 · 29 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

It would taste gross, because a mime is a terrible thing to taste.

2006-06-29 11:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

MISSIONARY STEW
From the Kitchens Of Idi Amin and Patrice Lamumba

85 Gallons of Water
2Baskets of Wild Carrots
1Baskets of Wild Parsnips
1Sheaf of Elephant Grass
1Bushel of Maize
200Rhinoceros Beetle Larve (Grubs)
2Warrior Shields of Tremites (Rounded)
4Helmets of Red Ants (Optional)
16Scorpions (To Taste)
2Handfuls of Trade Salt
24Crocodile Eggs (Beaten)
12Rhesus Monkey Tails
36Baboon Jowls
1Medium to Large Missionary (140-200 Lbs), Depending on Availability
(Half Portions of Ingredients for Smaller Entree (Below 140 Lbs.)

Place All Ingredients in Large Communal Cooking Pot and Bring to Boil Over Dried Gnu Dung Fire.

After Screaming Stops and Entree Sinks Below the Surface of The Water, Remove Half of The Gnu Dung And Continue Cooking (Stirring Slowing) Until Entree Again Surfaces.

Serves Village of 200
Best When Served Hot

2006-06-16 02:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes because the cannibal only likes othjer cannibals and it is not specified if the clown is a cannibal.

2006-06-29 14:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by yeah boi 1 · 0 0

If this is one of those questions where it's not really supposed to be answered, nice one.


If not, yes, because if they were dressed up, they cannibal would taste all the clothes and accessories...YUCK!

2006-06-15 20:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by mikeyeggs 3 · 0 0

Yes, because of all the helium balloons clowns keep up their rectum all the time. Clowns, who understands them.

2006-06-29 15:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by its just me!! 4 · 0 0

No. But he would get his teeth kicked out when he got to the clowns feet!! lol

2006-06-15 20:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by fUnKi BaBi 69 3 · 0 0

yes dosnt evreybody know what a clown tastes like

2006-06-15 21:08:08 · answer #7 · answered by parkerbb2 3 · 0 0

Hmmmm: first funny, followed by a slight aftertaste of melancholy for the big finish!

2006-06-29 12:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by La Chewy 3 · 0 0

only if the clown never had a suppository before the operation started....

2006-06-28 13:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0 0

no it would taste gay because clowns are generally men and a cannibal.... only heard of men ones.... so therefore.......GAY

2006-06-15 20:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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