2006-06-15 12:03:22 · 8 answers · asked by Bee 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
marissa...you are SO lucky
2006-06-15 13:08:35 · update #1
ann...why were you wearing a wig? is that what most popular people in your area do? lol jk. just play it off and keep walking, girl! (=
2006-06-15 13:11:09 · update #2
The day I stepped on a yellow jackets' nest on the ground. They got mad and it was summer and I had shorts on. They flew up my clothing and I ran down the driveway taking off my clothes as I ran into the house for help. I learned where yellow jackets nest!
2006-06-15 12:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by Joanne J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm quite popular in my area and as such walk with my head held high, one day however I notice my head felt quite cold. I didnt bother to check until I was about to walk in my gate when I happened to glance back, my wig was hanging on my neighbors overgrown hedges. Damn! I dashed inside. No one let me forget it.
2006-06-15 19:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by ann m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay this is really not a very cool thing to take credit for but it did happen. just to start I am a recovering drug addict and this is what happened to me in the past.
please don't turn me in
I hid 2 ounces of meth in my vaginal cavity and traveled across a state line. one of the bags broke and I absorbed 2 grams of meth it blistered me and I had the worst high of my drug career. but I sold the dope anyway and charged double everyone wanted more of my pink dope. true story.
2006-06-15 19:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by blue_eyed_woman_23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got lost in a haunted house. it was a scary haunted house. then this monster came up behind me. i found my way out cuz he got a kick boxing lesson hes neva goina forget. its always good to do the double jab.
2006-06-15 19:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone pants me and he accidentally pulled my boxers down to. Everyone saw my penis.
2006-06-15 19:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by doudoufish_david 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy that I have liked for almost a year finally likes me. :)
I'm dead serious.
2006-06-15 19:05:24 · answer #6 · answered by Bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That stays secret.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 14:38:58 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woke up breathing this morning!!
2006-06-16 02:23:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋