What is a funny yet simple & harmless joke, that you like to play on people/friends?

Answer 1

Things To Do In A Restroom Stall

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

Answer 2

I work in a kitchen and there are some jokes that people never get sick of playing. When someone has a coke with a straw, put soy sauce or Tabasco in the straw, put salt in someones drink. (I do mean coworkers and not customers)Sometimes when people make tortellini they will make one filled with wasabi and give it to a coworker, asking them to taste it. Another good one is opening a jar of hot English mustard, pretending to smell it to see if it is okay and then saying 'does this smell okay to you?' other person takes a huge sniff and all the hot vapors go up their nose. hehe. Momentarily painful but hilarious how many people fall for it multiple times! Same goes for reducing vinegar on the stove and asking someone to sniff it. Occasionally put ice in peoples pockets. They don't notice till it melts and they have a wet butt. Disclaimer: No customers were harmed in the making of these practical jokes

Answer 3

In school, since I sit near all the windows in my classes and when I dont have a pen or pencil I say "OMG look at that thing on the window!" and I take a pencil and run.. lol its stupid but it gives me what I need :) Also I like to trip people in the halls and their books fall... LOL, not funny on the internet but you just gotta see it =D

Answer 4

Seeing that you are boxergirl....
The farmforeman asked the farmer one day " what is intelligence ? "
and the farmer thought for a while, and then put his hand against a tree, and said to the worker " hit my hand as hard as you can ! " and the worker hit ! as hard as he could, and the farmer pulled his hand away , and whack ! the foreman's fist thumped into the tree . " That's intelligence, " said the farmer.
Holding his hand, the foreman said "thank you, we always wondered about that , now i can tell the workers what intelligence is "..and off he went to the go brag to the workers .
He asked them " do you guys know what intelligence means ? "
and they all said nope, they have no clue at all...and he called Jim over , and looked around for a tree, and there was none.
So he put his hand in front of his face, and said " now you hit !, as hard as you can..."

Answer 5

Have a look into their cupboard and replace the sugar in their sugar bowl with a different brand . Then watch them while they drink their tea - only you will know that they are having a similar but different sugar to the one they think - ha ! Dosen't work if they don't take sugar - CHECK FIRST !

Answer 6

here is a good one......last night on tv..there was a conference with our not so flattering president moron......tons of people in the room with him and he singled out one guy,then bush tells him no one in the room will wear sunglasses because it was disrespectful and they escorted this man out of the room.....low and behold later it was found out that the poor sunglass wearing guy was actually BLIND....just goes to show you that the united states will let anyone run this country..maybe a baboon will win the next election

Answer 7

Call someone on the phone, talk to them for a few minutes, then say " While I've got you on the phone, I've lost your phone number, can you give it to me again?" You'll be amazed how many people fall for this!

Answer 8

the joke I have played on someone was I ask them do u know if u have HIV OR ADS they said no I said if yo hand can fit over yo face that mean u don't have it but if it do go ta the doctor.
So they did and I hit they hand while it was on there face

Answer 9

If you can get into there cabinets at home, tear off all of the labels to there canned goods, then mix them up. They will never know what can is what!!

Answer 10

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