I tried a rabbit. It ended up being very, "Of Mice and Men". I think he loved it to much. Would I have better success with a Guinea Pig given they are not as soft or cute as rabbits.
2006-06-15 12:08:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no..the pitbull would proabably eat it...lol
2006-06-15 12:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by maurena006 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rockinjellyfish is on the road again eh?
Hey dude, long time no laugh at your sense of humor!
In answer to this question that if the SPCA gets wind of it, you will be sorry you asked, I would say no it probably would not be a good idea to buy your pit bull a guinea pig for a pet.
Those guinea pigs are mean little buggers! they are the leaders in the art of guinea kung fu pig arts! They also know how to prepare their own poisons from household chemicals. This is a rarely known fact that the FBI, CIA, and the Girl Scouts of America enlist them to infiltrate and eliminate evil from our midst.
Didn't know that did you? Well I would get my pit bull an alligator before I turned a guinea pig loose with him! Dangerous little rodents , guinea pigs are! Haven't you ever noticed that the wild life shows never do doumentaries on guinea pigs? This is why!
They sent out a group from PBS one time, to do some filming and document their mating rituals.The team never was heard from again! But it is rumored that a guinea pig village has some human slaves in the jungle of Guinea
Don't put your dogs life at risk, get him a chew bone or buy a frisbee and go to the park!
HE HE HE HA AH AH HEHA!!!!!!! guinea pig humor is always the best!
2006-06-15 19:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are you putting small animals at risk? have you ever heard of predators and prey? yeah yeah. rabbit = soft fluffy(sometimes they are) herbivore. ( except when they chew on your clothes) pittbull = big + sharp teeth + carnivore. anybody want to do the math? and why on earth would a guinea pig be a better companion? maybe it'd be better if you let your precious doggy play with your head. you don't seem to be using it anyway. i sure hope you are joking about this question, because if you aren't, then i'm not joking about your head.
2006-06-15 19:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! My uncle has one he wants to get rid of! He keeps trying to pass it off to me or someone else in the family but none of us want it, so you can have it! And if it doesn't make a good playmate, well, the pig's still yours. Muahahahaha!
2006-06-15 22:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by writer_girl20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would skip that idea if i were you. I would go chew toys or you playing tug of war. My pit bull enjoys that. I walk her 30minutes a day Tues-Fri. We both get the cardio. Sweet spot and belly rubs make her happy also. Peace.
2006-06-15 19:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by wildrover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're trying to be funny. But my answer is no and I think your Pit Bull would be a good snack for a wood chipper.
2006-06-15 19:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! Guinea pigs stick to their own kind and not appreciate your (ever hungry ) pitbull hovering and licking his lips. HMMMNN! tasty!!!!
2006-06-15 19:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by ann m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For sure...the same way you would make a great playmate for a grizzly bear....yikes
2006-06-15 22:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by SunBunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps a better snack that a playmate!! watch out for PETA
2006-06-15 19:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by luvmadukes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! please dont do that! The pit bull will KILL the guinea pig! If anything, get another pitbull!
2006-06-15 19:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by summer luvver :D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a rocking Jellyfish?
2006-06-15 19:14:07 · answer #11 · answered by King of Hearts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋