Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

dead pupies arnt much fun

2006-06-27 19:54:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is more powerful than God. More evil than the devil. The rich men don't have it, but the poor has it, and if you eat it, you will die..


enjoy =D

2006-06-27 19:53:17 · 20 answers · asked by blaaah 1

What occurs more often in December than any other month?


Naughty answer xpctd

2006-06-27 19:41:04 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6

Last time we saw this following riddle:

Why shouldn't you pamper cows too much?
A: Because you will get spoiled milk!

Hehe. I liked that one. Ok. Time for today's riddle:

What is a billboard's native language?

Have fun! :)

2006-06-27 19:34:40 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go to find the letter "A"?

2006-06-27 19:31:24 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6

for a human being to climb a tree before a MONKEY ???

2006-06-27 19:26:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

eye, and I know what will soon happen.

When I was 9, it happened for the first time that I can remember. It was Christmas day, and I was in the car, my parents told me I was crazy. But it was real. There was that dot. That small flashy dot, but it didn't stay small, it expanded.

There I was, this terrified kid. Convinced I was going to die. Soon the dot took over my entire sight, all this flashing. This long flashing snake. So I closed my eyes to make it go away, but it didn't. It changed. Soon it was a tunnel, but at least I could see my hands again. Now I could not see to the sides, my peripheral vision gone.

By now, I was wondering when I was going to die, but I didn't die something else happned...
What happened? For those of you who have this, you should know.

2006-06-27 19:24:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-27 19:24:31 · 11 answers · asked by brakedown61301 4

Any1 got any good Chuck Norris jokes?

2006-06-27 19:21:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why the FUC|< did I wrote this question?

2006-06-27 19:12:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

u know girls go to collage to get more nollage,why? u know boys go to jupiter to get more stupiter,why?PLEASE ANSWER PLEASE I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!????

2006-06-27 19:12:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-27 19:09:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any amount multiplied by (1/0) will result in an Infinity.
Any amount multiplied by 0 will result in a Zero.

What if I multiply 0 by (1/0) ?

2006-06-27 19:07:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

to prove to u that i hate everyone equally I'm going to bust on every one.
what is long black and sweaty? the unemployment line.
why don't Mexicans have bbq's? The beans fall through the grill.
who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler
two Iraqi moms were eating dinner together remembering there children. 1 mom said i have 3 kids that have died for the jihad. the other mom said i also have to kids that have died for the jihad. The other mom replies (they blow up so quickly don't they)

2006-06-27 18:48:52 · 19 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

what is a box without hinges, a key, or a lid and yet a golden treeasure is hid?

2006-06-27 18:38:52 · 18 answers · asked by luke k 1

2006-06-27 18:36:10 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6

your so white you...

2006-06-27 18:28:23 · 9 answers · asked by Da Joka 1

A: to keep his nuts warm!!!!!!

2006-06-27 18:27:33 · 11 answers · asked by Whisper M 1

2006-06-27 18:26:38 · 10 answers · asked by ponytail 1

2006-06-27 18:26:04 · 8 answers · asked by Da Joka 1

2006-06-27 18:25:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-27 18:25:37 · 9 answers · asked by Da Joka 1

2006-06-27 18:25:09 · 9 answers · asked by Da Joka 1

2006-06-27 18:18:25 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6

A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark ally. As he is passing though, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a desciption of the assailents?" The snail ponders thi s for a moment, and then replies," Gee, I'm not sure... it all happpened so fast."

2006-06-27 18:17:25 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

or is your job something you do just cuz you got bills to pay?..... I want to know what it is you do and why you like it or hate it. I know i put this under jokes and rddles, but i find the most interesting people are in here.

2006-06-27 18:14:40 · 10 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

2006-06-27 17:51:53 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6

reminds me of a pit bull...one minute its nice and licking your face,and thes next minute he is biteing your throat out...
funny though

http://www.dorks.com/html/Wheelchair-Crossing-the-Road.html

2006-06-27 17:48:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first
guy says to the second, "You know, we could make
a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
service in Mexico."

The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so
the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord,
insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the
square. As they are constructing the tower, a
crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of
the cord, but when he comes back up, the second
guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch
him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up
again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy
falls again and bounces back up.

The third time, he comes back pretty messed up;
he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost
unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally
catches him, and says, "What happened? Was the
cord too long?"

The first guy mumbles, "No, the cord was fine,
but, what the hell is a Pinata?"

2006-06-27 17:45:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-27 17:37:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous