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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

2006-06-27 17:51:53 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

very clean and funny too. r u mad? or glad? or sad?
get e-mail? tlk 2 me?
yep one good clean man sized joke you got here mister Pd.

2006-06-27 18:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Wow Pd, you told a clean joke......Unbelievable..OMG this is not happening....Mrng to you too.

2006-06-27 21:49:41 · answer #2 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0 0

I've been trying to do the same to my husband. LOL

2006-06-27 17:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by me 3 · 0 0

funny but clean

2006-06-27 17:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by Brice M 1 · 0 0

Clean and neat!

2006-06-27 18:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0 0

ahahaha!good morning sir..lol

2006-06-27 17:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

kinda lame

2006-06-27 17:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny

2006-06-27 17:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by twysty 5 · 0 0

wow!!!! awesome! lol check ya later ♥

2006-06-27 20:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

cute

2006-06-27 17:53:26 · answer #10 · answered by silent*scream 4 · 0 0

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