Any1 got any good Chuck Norris jokes?
2006-06-27 19:21:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris is so dumb that he asked is agent to help him with a jigsaw puzzle.....
Agent: "What's the matter?" he asks.
Norris: "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.
None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
Agent: "What's the picture of?", he asks.
Norris: "It's of a big rooster", she replies.
Agent: "All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."
When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for heavens sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"
2006-07-03 21:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A teenage girl has been invited to go to a party. She tells her mom about it and says that she wont be going. Surprised, her mom asks why. The girl says that she doesn't want to go because all of the guys are always trying to get with her and have sex with her. So her mom says that she should go to the party and if any guy tries his luck with her she should ask them what will they name her baby.
So the girl goes to the party and starts dancing. A guy comes up to her and asks if she would like to go to a bedroom upstairs with him. So the girl says: 'What will you name our baby?'
Horrified, the boy leaves her alone. A second guy then tries his luck with her and she says: 'What will you name our baby?'
Horrified the guy leaves her alone. A third guy tries his luck with her and she says: 'What will you name our baby?' The boy carries on insisting that they should go to the bedroom upstairs so the girl goes and she keeps asking him: 'What will you name our baby?' Eventually the guy gets his way with her and has amazing sex with her. The girl still asks after they had sex: 'What will you name our baby?' And the guy replies: 'If this sucker gets through this condom, we'll name him Chuck Norris.'
Hope its not too lame. lol
2006-06-27 19:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so tough that his mom did his time in "Time-Out" when he would kill neighbor's kids or their animals.
2006-06-27 19:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by section8er-hater 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-31 09:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the diff between Chuck and a trampoline? you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline!
2006-06-27 19:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't like those jokes but you can try my Qa for PG rated stuff for more than 200 jokes
2006-06-27 19:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally don't but a good friend of mine might. if he ever goes on aim get a hold of him and ask him at: Thunder_Smacked
2006-06-27 19:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by Alan S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who's he?
2006-06-27 19:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by lupus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋