Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

mind the word 'horribly' good and humourous.

2006-06-27 17:31:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-27 17:22:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

give it a try...

2006-06-27 17:14:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

for school i got a question from the teacher why not to tell reacist jokes any anwers?

2006-06-27 17:13:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its goes something like...

Im a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout. When I get steamed up here me shout, OH MY ******* GOD YOU DROPPED ME!!
......then it goes into this short monolgue about being broken...or something like that. I can't remember and I've been trying to find it on the net but nothing comes up.

2006-06-27 16:49:19 · 3 answers · asked by charming_imogen 2

Why do people answer questions as if the person asking it is an idiot because they were trying to be funny and bring a little comedy to the Yahoo!answers dealy? I don't get it, I saw a question earlier that I thought "wow, this person asked a question with the hope of a humorous answer." so I clicked on it to give it my best shot, and half the answers were "your dumb, why would you ask that" Lighten up! Have a sense of humor, and give the person a funny answer. For serious!

2006-06-27 16:44:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A little boy was about 5 years old and was hanging out in the bathroom while his grandmother was taking a bath. His grandmother stood up to dry off and he said "Eww...Gramma! What's that??". She said, "That's my beaver.".
So the next day his mom was taking a bath and he was sitting in there talking to her. She stood up to dry off and he said, "Mom, I know what that is!". She said, "What?" He said, "Your beaver!". Well, his mom got real mad and she said "Who told you that??"
He said, "Gramma. But I think hers was dead beause its tongue was hanging out!"

2006-06-27 16:37:41 · 13 answers · asked by Starry 4

2006-06-27 16:21:13 · 22 answers · asked by chilli 4

2006-06-27 16:20:14 · 14 answers · asked by chilli 4

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
the scent of fresh butter fat.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

2006-06-27 16:14:45 · 57 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5

I live in a red world surrounded by a white world surrounded by a green world.
What am I and what is my color?

2006-06-27 16:14:16 · 8 answers · asked by voni 2

Blah Day

2006-06-27 16:04:26 · 12 answers · asked by tdamroze 2

2006-06-27 15:52:32 · 14 answers · asked by teambargain 6

In olden days you are a clever theif charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose? Remember, you're clever!

2006-06-27 15:51:20 · 17 answers · asked by teambargain 6

There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said Curly. "No it's not," says Mo. "It's less than half full." Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?

2006-06-27 15:49:49 · 12 answers · asked by teambargain 6

WHY DID THE BELT GO TO JAIL...?

2006-06-27 15:48:07 · 6 answers · asked by Gimmee Chocolate!! 2

A hand job at 32,000 feet!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-06-27 15:26:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lay it on us.

I'll get back to you to rate it. This I gotta see.

2006-06-27 15:24:25 · 9 answers · asked by drewwers 3

I made this one up.


I've always been in front of you since the day youwere born.

2006-06-27 15:13:21 · 27 answers · asked by GhostRecon48 2

heres a riddle for u. a man leaves home one night running, turns to the left hes still running,turns to the left again and again. now he is running as fast as he can, and when he arrives there r two masked men waiting for him at home. who r these two masked men?!?!?!?!

2006-06-27 15:11:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

2006-06-27 15:08:08 · 9 answers · asked by tim b 2

2006-06-27 15:01:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

You are in a house with an all southern view and a bear walks by the window. What color is the bear and why?

2006-06-27 15:00:23 · 9 answers · asked by caedmonscall99 3

In broad daylight I am blind
At night my eyes really shines
I am alive by drinking liquids, but not fed
Everytime you get tired, I'm always there..... :)

give it a try..

2006-06-27 14:56:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-27 14:43:26 · 10 answers · asked by abert_e_trouble 1

No details. I think the question speaks for itself.

2006-06-27 14:34:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-27 14:24:34 · 9 answers · asked by Billy Bob 1

when iam at school i have the nick name roach what could i say as a response to someone to callme that

2006-06-27 14:13:09 · 13 answers · asked by babygul 2

2006-06-27 13:59:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

An ugly bloke walks into a bar with a big smile on his face, the barman asks, why the big smile. The ugly bloke says, last night I found this girl tied to a railway line. She had a fantastic body with lovly t. its so I untied her took her home and we had sex all night long. me on her, her on me, doggie all postitions. wow said the barman no wonder your smileing, was she good looking? I dunno he said I never found the head. ha,ha. mark out of 10

2006-06-27 13:50:50 · 35 answers · asked by littlebrother1961 3