The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
the scent of fresh butter fat.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
2006-06-27 16:14:45 · 57 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't care what anyone else says this is hilarious!!!! This made my day. I got turned down for food stamps yesterday & they are going to cut my lights off tomorrow and being that I need my oxygen machine so I can breathe I most definitely needed a laugh tonite which might be my last laugh.
2006-06-27 16:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is some pretty funny observational humour. I have seen the produce isle where they have the sound of thunder to warn you that the misters are turning on. That is really weird. You took that idea and ran with it. Good job!
2006-06-27 17:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's actaully a funny joke, i liked it a lot, advice-don't go down the toilet paper aisle
2006-06-27 16:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny the first time you hear it, but I've heard it so many times I've become immune to it's funniness.
2006-06-27 16:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny....
Heres one back at ya....
Woman is standing in front of a mirror sighing to her husband she says..." My boobs are just too small...what can I do to make them bigger without going for surgury?"
He says...take a sheet of toilet paper and fold it in half and rub it between your breasts!
She says...will that really make them bigger???
He says..." Well it worked really well on your butt!!
2006-06-27 16:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by werk2much2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends , if they model the scent after my house, you'll be safe .
My **** don't stink, infact it smells like roses.
2006-06-27 16:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by gwarr129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's more amusing than funny. You get a courtesy laugh from me.
2006-06-27 16:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea its funny and brought a smile to my face at least but nothing enough to get a laugh
2006-06-27 16:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by firebirdws62168 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blindfold your eyes and cover your ears.
then have a recorder with you and record the sound.
its better to faint in your house than the market.
LOL
2006-06-27 16:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of funny. I'm going to have to try and remember that one.
2006-06-27 16:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by bloodline_down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋