Does anyone have an original joke - as in one that you made up yourself.?

Question

Lay it on us.

I'll get back to you to rate it. This I gotta see.

Answer 1

a guy goes to a whorehouse and says he wants the biggest, blackest whore there. he goes to a room where a 600 lb. black lady says what's your pleasure sugar? he says turn around, drop your pants and bend over. she does and after a minute he says thanks and starts to leave. she says that's it? he says yes i am thinking of painting my house black and wanted to see what it would look like with pink shutters.

Answer 2

Everyone knows the classic:
Q. How do you know when an elephant's been in your refrigerator?
A. There's footprints in the butter!

My follow up:
Q. How do you know when an elephant's been in your word document?
A. There's buttprints in the footer!

Answer 3

Why did the frog throw a brick through a shop window?
Because he was hopping mad..

Answer 4

H2O is on the inside side of a fire hydrant. so what's on the outside?

K9P

Answer 5

i dont mean it twards you just joke your mamas so fat she dont need to use the internet becouse she is world wide

Answer 6

haven't you noticed, noone knows where ANY joke started.....you could be a joke....oh why am i wasting my time in answers, anyways

Answer 7

You know you're a dumb blonde when you've been called "toehead" (however you spell it) so much you think it's "toe-to-toe" instead of "head-to-toe."

Answer 8

What do you call a man without a head.... dick-less.

Answer 9

*THIS DOES NOT GO TOWARDS YOU*
YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT YOU JUST REALIZED THAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS WERE ROACHES!!!! LOL