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In olden days you are a clever theif charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose? Remember, you're clever!

2006-06-27 15:51:20 · 17 answers · asked by teambargain 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

I would choose to die of old age!

2006-06-27 15:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Michael P 1 · 2 1

I would want to be partily covered in peanut butter and eatin by an obease clown. I would then ask for my partily living body to be burnt at the stake outside of Wallmart as a warning to all other thiefs, while siglehandedly bringing down the corporation. Man am I clever.

2006-06-27 23:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by me 4 · 0 0

Old Age

2006-06-27 23:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by trifesta 1 · 0 0

Old Age.

2006-06-27 23:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by alvin_tostig 3 · 0 0

I would choose the law of nature.. I would ask to die naturally... Hee! Hee! I would live to a ripe old age..

2006-06-27 23:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

From old age!

2006-06-27 22:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by beauvoir_babe1865 3 · 0 0

Im more cleverer than I thinkded/

2006-06-27 22:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

being beat to death with a cotton thread.

2006-06-27 23:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Savage 7 · 0 0

i would want some1 to drown me in the dessert (with no oasis thing around) LOL

2006-06-27 22:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by ily♥ 2 · 0 0

old age ( but I cheated!) good one!

2006-06-28 10:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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