A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
2006-06-27 15:08:08 · 9 answers · asked by tim b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great !! Laughed til I cried
2006-06-27 15:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by Geddy827 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great-I was laughing for a good minute there!
2006-06-27 22:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by Smae 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate when that happens.
2006-06-27 22:31:45 · answer #3 · answered by goober 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha that was awesome and i really did lol
2006-06-27 22:18:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was pretty good.
2006-06-27 22:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! Good One!!!!
2006-06-27 22:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good
2006-06-27 22:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! VERY FUNNY! :)
2006-06-27 23:27:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....ew...
2006-06-28 00:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋