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for a human being to climb a tree before a MONKEY ???

2006-06-27 19:26:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Of course
If you cheat!!!
You could put tar on the monkeys branch!

2006-06-30 14:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by .......... 3 · 1 0

Yes - get a bunch of bananas and strategically place them where the monkey would go for that and the human (Polynesian - hobby is climbing coconut trees to get the coconut) would just sail on up the tree. Piece of cake.

2006-06-28 02:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0 0

Yes, If someone holds the monkey down and wait till the human is almost at the top, otherwise NO.

2006-06-28 02:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Francisco F 2 · 0 0

Ya, if the human starts from the top and the monkey starts from the bottom!

2006-06-28 04:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0 0

Hmm. You know what you need to do? Find the highest tree you can find, and race a monkey! The you will know for sure.

2006-06-28 02:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

of course it can be possible, that`s why we are in the top of many kind species in this world. cos we got brain, we can make some kind a jet and get faster than anything and monkey 2

2006-06-28 03:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by veer 3 · 0 0

Yep. And I can prove it. I'll tie the monkey to a park bench. Let's see him tow that sucker up the tree!

2006-06-28 05:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

only if said human being sees the tree first

2006-06-28 02:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0 0

Yes, instruct the monkey to stay in que, try now i mean now

2006-06-28 02:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

yes if the monkey was retared and the human was a good climber

2006-06-30 12:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by ... 6 · 0 0

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