What are some Blonde Jokes?

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Answer 1

There were these two blondes going across country on vacation. Pretty soon they came upon another blonde out in the middle of a field in a row boat just a rowing for all she was worth. The blonde that was driving turns to her friend and says, " See, its blondes like that that give the rest of us a bad name." The other blonde goes, " Ya, if I could swim I would go out there and slap her."


There were these two blondes going on vacation to Disneyland. When they are almost there they saw a sign on the freeway that said Disneyland, left. So they turned around and went back home.

Answer 2

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!

When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's the dollar for"?

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar." "The breakfast was my idea!!"

Answer 3

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Goes home.

How does a blonde turn on a light in the morning?

Opens the car door.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M plant?

For throwing away all the Ws.

Answer 4

Umm.....

there was a blonde bernette and a red head

There was a wide river they had to cross

The red head went 1/4 the way and drowned

The bernette went half way and drowned

The blonde went half way there got tired and swam back


Get it the blonde could have gone all the way if she want half way twice

Answer 5

How can you tell which computer a Blonde sits at?


There's white out on the screen.

Answer 6

why do blond's have the letters TGIF marked on all their shoe soles? to remind them that TGIF (toe goes in first)...

how can you tell a blond has been using your computer?
because your screen is full of wite-out (that she used to correct her typos...)

Answer 7

this is dumb but it funny at the same time...



q)how do you drown a blonde??


a)put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool:]

Answer 8

they're the jokes that poke fun toward blonde haired girls.

Answer 9

The voices are not in my head, their all around me!