2006-06-27 18:25:09 · 9 answers · asked by Da Joka 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What are some white Jokes?
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What are some Stupid Jokes?
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What are some Fat Jokes?
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What are some Blonde Jokes?
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What are some Yo Momma Jokes?
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2006-06-27 18:49:43 · update #1
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Mamma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-06-28 11:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina
yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"
yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
2006-06-28 01:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so ugly you could put tracing paper on her face and draw a moose.
2006-06-28 01:28:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jon B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so ugly, that she looked liked a poop that came out of my a**.
2006-06-28 01:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by Princess :-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so nasty she got to douche with Raid (the bug killer)
2006-06-28 04:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by sexxymexxy926 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat that when she goes swimming in da ocean, da whales start singing "We are family..."
Yo mamma so skinny that when she turns sideways, you cant see her.
2006-06-28 02:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat her photo's heavy.
I don't know, I heard it somewhere.
2006-06-28 01:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Hiroko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly.... go head, tell me why she so damn ugly
2006-06-28 01:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The voices are not in my head, their all around me!
2006-06-28 01:58:36 · answer #9 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋